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167 Tongues

Author: Theatre 167
A Dominican manicurist wonders if her Chinese-Jewish boyfriend will propose before she gets deported; a Rwandan night nurse tries to understand the 167 languages spoken in the local emergency room; characters of all backgrounds converge and connect in this play about the emotional geography of the world's most diverse neighborhood.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
17 Females, 16 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/1/2014

3 MEN

Author: Mike Folie
A middle-aged playwright/speechwriter given one more chance to have a play produced on Broadway remembers three charismatic older men who influenced his life and art.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 1/26/2016

7th and 11th Dimensions

Author: Brian Luna
One man’s tale of poverty, shame, and self-discovery as seen from the bottom of a Slurpee cup.
Content Advisory: A few cases of strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 2/11/2014

A Fallopian Fairy Tale

Author: Marisa Marquez
Maligaya is on a mission to take the pink out of Princess and put it back in the pussy. With her pitch for a Disney-meets-Girls children's book at stake, stories from her life expose a less charming reality.
Content Advisory: Mature content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/31/2013

A Fire as Bright as Heaven

Author: Tim Collins
A five-part, multi-character solo show that explores America's social and political upheaval, from 9/11 to the 2008 presidential elections.
Content Advisory: Adult language and situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
6 Females, 29 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 6/28/2011

A Funny Old Bird

Author: Mike Gorman
The first play in "The Quaboag Trilogy", "A Funny Old Bird" celebrates the survival of character, family and neighborhood in the face of the conforming forces of contemporary American culture.
Content Advisory: a few profane words, sexual innuendo
2 Acts, 95 Minutes
6 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 6/13/2014

A Guy Adrift in the Universe

Author: Larry Kunofsky
Stripped-down, very smart comedy about the story of an every-guy, from cradle to grave.
Content Advisory: Adult language and situations
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 10/1/2013

A List of Irrational Fears for Future Leaders of the World

Author: Andrew Kaberline
The play takes place over eleven years, as Kenrick and Jorja learn to live together while selfishly destroying the scary unknown that is twentysomething life, in a dark investigation of the power of fear, the state of trust in a youthful world, and the inane mental responses to tragedy.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, People in their Underwear (Mild Nudity?)
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/12/2014

A Memory Play

Author: Bob Stewart
What happens when a playwright tries to re-write his parents' wedding day, so they don’t get married!
Content Advisory: Adult Language & topic
1 Act, 85 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 4/24/2013

A Microwaved Burrito Filled With E. coli

Author: Andrea Alton and Allen Warnock
Molly "Equality" Dykeman, NYC's favorite poet/security guard, attends a lesbian wedding reception at a rundown Mexican restaurant where she meets a Southern chatterbox waitress.
Content Advisory: strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/15/2016

A Modest Suggestion

Author: Ken Kaissar
A black comedy that dares to ask why racism exists, how does racism turn into violence, and do Jews eat bacon?
Content Advisory: Mature content, strong language. A Modest Suggestion is a black comedy for consenting adults
1 Act, 75 Minutes
0 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 6/11/2012

A Play on Words

Author: Brian Dykstra
Seinfeld meets Waiting for Godot in this ferociously witty play on, about and exploding with language. Rusty and Max have been friends since grade school and they've been arguing almost the entire time. Today they're scheming up something big.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 95 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 10/14/2011

A Rain of Seagulls

Author: Meron Langsner
A parody of Anton Chekhov’s The Seagull, condensed into 45 minutes.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 10/24/2013

A Real Boy

Author: Stephen Kaplan
When the human son of two puppets starts growing strings, his kindergarten teacher locks him in her classroom to keep him from turning into a puppet.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 1/3/2015

A Shylock

Author: Edward Einhorn
To find the title character of A Shylock, Jacob Levy interrogates every character in The Merchant of Venice, but a female Hamlet turns out to be his most reliable guide among the greatly varying impressions of the character
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1996
Date Added: 1/30/2014

A Streetcar Named Desiree

Author: Nicholas Priore
When Jack and Desiree return from a vacation, her sister Amanda confronts him about spoiling Desiree.
Content Advisory: Strong Language and drug use
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/29/2016

A.D.A.M. 2.0

Author: Tyler Grimes
Join Founder and CEO of Rossum Robotics, Dr. Derek Rossum, for the launch of their latest product: "A.D.A.M. 2.0."
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 11/2/2014

About Tremont

Author: Pamela V. and Robert Thomas Noll
Eastern European Immigrants and their families try to survive a changing neighborhood and changing world.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some violence
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 12/10/2015

Accidental Discharge Impossible

Author: The Drafts
Sex, guns, cigarettes and senile agitation, this short play festival is inspired by classic print ads that are actually a bit shocking.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexually suggestive language and sensuality
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/16/2014

Accidental Incest: Someone for Everyone

Author: Lenny Schwartz
A sick and disturbing comedy about two people who find romance in this crazy world. The problem is that they are indeed brother and sister! So they are left with a question: Be miserable or be with the one person who truly gets who you are.
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language, extreme content
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 6/9/2012

Adventure Quest

Author: Rich Lovejoy
A nostalgic treat / glimpse into the yawning void; a classic tale of a hero attempting to rescue a mayor’s daughter from an evil wizard - told in the style of an old school computer adventure game!
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult themes
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males, 15 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 10/31/2011

African Nights

Author: Clint Jefferies
A fictionalized portrait of real people and relationships set in 1928 among the ‘Happy Valley’ set of colonial Kenya -- a notorious group of wealthy American expatriates and British aristocrats who made the pursuit of pleasure something near obsession.
Content Advisory: Nudity, Strong Language, Drug use
1 Act, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 7/26/2013

Afterlight

Author: Monica Flory
The story of a quiet Northeastern town where a school bus accident incites a series of surrealistic events that force its residents to confront the messy nature of grief, the fragility of hope, and the dangers of loving someone deeply.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 3/26/2014

Alceste

Author: B. Walker Sampson
A free adaptation from Euripides that pits together gods, ghosts, and superheroes with ordinary so-and-sos who make extraordinary sacrifices to try to tell the Future to reconsider itself.
Content Advisory: Salty language, adult situations
1 Act, 135 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 4/3/2012

Alice & the Bunny Hole

Author: Alex DeFazio
A young statistician named Alice thought she'd calculated the perfect relationship—until she discovers a wonderland of swinging twinks, Shakespearian fools, gogo boys who can’t dance, and one Black Bunny that scrambles all her formulas.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

All Aboard the Hindenburg!

Author: Jason Sebacher
High up in that fated dirigible, Robert Such--an impossibly-old Brit who's having some trouble coming to terms with the Modern age-- settles past loves, flirts with the nouveau riche, and discovers his own sexuality.
Content Advisory: Explicit sexual language, curse words, simulated sex acts with produce
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 4/29/2013

All the Best Ingredients

Author: James Bosley
In a tiny prison deep underground three guards try to break three political subversives by using the most delicious cupcakes anyone has ever dreamt of.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 88 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 11/19/2014

All the Indifferent Children of the Earth

Author: Eric Bland
A play about existing now.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/14/2012

Allie's Appendix

Author: Robin Rice
Allie finds that the crucial operation at St. Anthony’s Hospital isn’t losing her appendix but losing her mother.
Content Advisory: Subject of lesbianism is central, but remains specifically unspoken.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/15/2014

Al's Business Cards

Author: Josh Koenigsberg
A comedy about a simple business card mix-up that ultimately reveals mistaken assumptions about gender, class, and ethnicity.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 4/20/2012

American Badass

Author: Chris Harcum
Through a dozen monologue, the character that Bush Administration America struggles to present--both domestically and to the greater world--is examined.
Content Advisory: Adult language and strong content
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 12 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 2/12/2012

American Cake

Author: Jonathan Pereira
A solo satire about love and patriotism... and a lot of cake.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 55 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 2/27/2015

American River

Author: Micheline Auger
When Conner leaves rehab to find his childhood sweetheart, he finds there’s more than a bag of meth between him and the American Dream.
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, sexuality and drug use
3 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 4/9/2014

American Strippers

Author: Kevin Broccoli
A group of goddesses crash a male strip club in Texas only to find that it's run by American folk legends.
Content Advisory: male stripping, nudity, strong language, sexuality
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
7 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/7/2016

Americana Absurdum

Author: Brian Parks
An antic black comedy composed of two related plays, “Vomit and Roses” and “Wolverine Dream.”
Content Advisory: Suitable for audiences 16 and over
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Amerissiah

Author: Derek Ahonen
Amerissiah is a story of messiah complexes, American corruption, and open familial wounds.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 12/24/2013

An Alchemy of Flesh

Author: David Hauptschein
A mind-bending, noirish thriller where personalities split, and where the Peeping Tom at your window looks uncannily like yourself.
Content Advisory: strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 4/24/2014

Anais Nin Goes to Hell

Author: David Stallings
Imagine an island in hell where Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, and Queen Victoria...wait for their men and what happens when women's lib icon and erotica writer, Anaïs Nin arrives to turn their afterlife upside down.
Content Advisory: contains strong language and sexual content.
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
6 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 4/24/2012

And Then You Die (How I Ran a Marathon in 26.2 Years)

Author: David Hansen
Hit the road with cartoonist Pengo in pursuit of the finish line - dashing through relationships, hurdling heartbreak, and threading through the Five Boroughs in a record quarter-century ... and time is running out.
Content Advisory: profanity, mature themes
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 11/21/2013

Anhedonia Road

Author: Chris Harcum
A solo performance set at the intersection of Don Quixote, The Wizard of Oz, Huckleberry Finn, and The Twilight Zone. Joe Harper, an everyman at the end of his rope, goes on an uncommon adventure to capture a yellow balloon. But this ain’t no ordinary yellow balloon and it sends Joe crashing into a cast of colorful characters in an alternate-reality heartland where no GPS can help him. Are you on the right road?
Content Advisory: Adult language and strong content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 2/15/2012

Animals

Author: Sam Byron
Three friends, reunited in their old hometown, must face the realities of growing up and growing apart when an "unofficial" high school reunion party awakens an unexpected violence that lives in each of them.
Content Advisory: strong language and situations of a sexual and violent nature
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

Antiquity

Author: Nicholas Priore
When Franky and Jesse see an old doll of theirs on Antiques Roadshow and find out what it’s worth, they go on a mission to get it back.
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, and adult content
1 Act, 30 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/28/2016

April's Fool

Author: Kelly McAllister
A metaphysical comedy about the search for peace, love and understanding in an ever shifting world full of madness, decorative axes, and deadly pinball machines.
Content Advisory: adult language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 12/10/2013

Are We Freaks

Author: Bricken Sparacino
A science fiction comedy exploration of who really is normal and the search for companionship in a world gone askew. What's a claw between friends?
Content Advisory: Low-key innuendo, humor and one same-sex kiss
1 Act, 55 Minutes
9 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 2/12/2012

Ariadne on the Island

Author: Isaac Allen Miller
A chorus of crabs help an abandoned Ariadne deal with a break-up of mythic proportions.
Content Advisory: Explicit language, allusions to sex, allusions to violence
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/28/2016

Arizona Territory

Author: Richard Warren
In this melodramatic comedy set in the old west of 1898, the tenacity of truth is tested by the treachery of deceit, betrayal and greed - resulting in murder, and ultimately the need to forgive.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 1/8/2016

As Directed

Author: Dawn Sofia
Sandi Sabattini, obedient executive secretary and divorced menopausal mom, gets entangled in an office crisis with her philandering boss and is forced to confront her guilty conscience and choose which path to follow.
Content Advisory: adult theme/strong language
1 Act, 55 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/13/2011

Assumptions

Author: Annette Storckman
When lonely shut-in Leanne falls in love with the illusive and infatuating Man in the Bear Suit, she will stop at nothing to win his heart and reveal his identity.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Alcohol
1 Act, 15 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/29/2015

Aubergine Days

Author: Roy Berkowitz
Sam and Sarah, a gay man with HIV and an elderly African-American women with cancer, find words to share with one other that he cannot say to his lover nor she to her lifelong friend who struggle to cope with their fear of losing someone they love.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some sexual language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 9/13/2013

Baby Plays the Banjo

Author: Kimberly Pau
A play about a teenage girl who is convinced that she is having Justin Bieber's baby; and her family.
Content Advisory: Strong language and sexual situations
1 Act, 65 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 6/21/2012

Bargains And Blood (How to Succeed In Home Shopping!)

Author: Blair Fell
A tragi-camp comedy about a trailer park Cinderella who becomes a messianic home shopping hostess while confronting the bloody and cut-throat business of television shopping.
Content Advisory: Some silly implied sexual talk, absurd references to addiction and make-believe drugs and some Grand Guignol bloodiness.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 9/9/2014

Barhoppers: The Answer Man and Other Bar Plays

Author: Joel Jones
A collection of short comedies set in bars to be performed in bars, pubs, restaurants, or even theaters.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexuality, comedic violence
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
9 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/6/2016

Barrier Island

Author: David Stallings
As a fearless and stubborn community rests their lives against the historic wall that protects Galveston Island from natural disasters, a younger generation challenges the economic and emotional battles no wall can protect.
Content Advisory: Strong Language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 3/3/2014

Bears

Author: Mark Rigney
As human civilization collapses around them, three zoo-bound bears escape their enclosure and try to return to the wilderness
Content Advisory: Some sexual content
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 12/6/2014

Beat the Devil! (Faust, the Whole Story)

Author: Glen Williamson
An exhilarating romp through Goethe’s theatrical masterpiece about heaven, hell and a battle for the soul of a man searching for truth, satisfaction . . . and a Goddess.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 1/21/2012

Bedlam Nightmares: Execution Day

Author: Blood Brothers Productions
This is the final night of the Blood Brothers' lives as they face execution for their many crimes in the sinister, off-the-books mental hospital run by the malevolent Doctor Queen. The bad Doctor has invited a select audience of the wealthiest and most powerful to watch the boys fry, but before they can be granted the release of death, they must host one final anthology of the horrific, mauled-from-the-headlines tales that are their stock and trade. They must provide the entertainment at their own execution.
Content Advisory: Violence, stage combat, blood and gore.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
7 Females, 16 Males, 5 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/4/2015

Bedlam Nightmares: Shock Treatments

Author: Blood Brothers Productions
The execution of the Blood Brothers races closer and their captor, Doctor Queen, has vowed that she will break their minds before she destroys their bodies. So while she's away, that means exposing the boys to some of the ugliest, most rancid stories the hospital has to offer.
Content Advisory: Violence, stage combat, blood and gore.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 9 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/17/2014

Bedlam Nightmares: Strapped In

Author: Blood Brothers Productions
Deep in the vaults of an institution for the criminally insane, The Blood Brothers await their final hours on Earth. In the custody of a physician as sinister as they are, the two brothers fill their last days feeding on the surreal stories of their fellow inmates.
Content Advisory: Violence, stage combat, blood and gore
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males, 7 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/17/2014

Best Day Ever! & Other Short Plays

Author: Crystal Skillman
Five short plays -- four ten-minute pieces plus one that is one minute of pure awesome.
Content Advisory: Some adult language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
10 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/4/2013

Best Sex Ever

Author: Gary Sunshine
Unfashionable Jeremy takes his vaguely foreign boyfriend Kraatz on his kindergarten teacher’s wedding cruise, hoping to settle a score with the groom, in this comedy about trying to top life’s hottest moments
Content Advisory: Contains adult content and themes: simulated sex, profanity, sexual situations and language
1 Act, 85 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 12/11/2012

Better Lucky Than Smart

Author: Jonathan Kravetz
When dreamer Henry’s fake antique-violin selling business is interrupted by the FBI, he and his wife Jane (and her mysterious past) get yanked headlong into a kidnapping scheme involving a deranged President of the United States, a teenage-minded First Lady and a pair of blundering gangsters.
Content Advisory: Some adult language.
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
4 Females, 7 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 9/6/2014

Biffing Mussels (3 Short Plays)

Author: Mike Gorman
Three surreal short plays from Mike Gorman's early days at La MaMa.
Content Advisory: Inferred violence, comical. Some profanity.
1 Act, 70 Minutes
6 Females, 2 Males, 7 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1994
Date Added: 6/18/2014

Big Boys

Author: Rich Orloff
A two-character comedy about the relationship between a self-satisfied, grandiose, amoral and very successful boss, and his new, insecure, highly moral, and very unhappy assistant; an over-the-top comic fable about what men value and desire.
Content Advisory: A smattering of adult language and innuendo
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 1/12/2012

Bitten

Author: Penny Jackson
Brian must convince his Irish alcoholic grandmother, Stella, that it’s time for her to move to a retirement community but Stella refuses to leave what she considers her true home: Quinn’s bar and its eccentric denizens.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/2/2014

Blood: A Comedy

Author: David Lee White
Jacqueline Stanzi is a life-long atheist struggling with her pornographer son, her promiscuous daughter and her born again future son in-law in an effort to give her family some of that old time religion.
Content Advisory: Strong language, controversial subject matter
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 8/25/2015

bombsheltered

Author: Adam Harlan
War of the Worlds meets The Merry Pranksters as friends trip acid in a bomb shelter as they deal with the pressures of being the last people on Earth in this penetrating and hilarious satire where society is viewed in front of a fun house mirror.
Content Advisory: mature content, strong language, drug use.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/4/2013

Bonedive Scrounger

Author: Fred Backus
Set in a dive bar built on an ancient burial ground, Bonedive Scrounger is a modern medieval morality play where Bronco - the "Writer Who Writes Nothing for Nobody" - finds his way through a tale of objectification, urban menace, and Darwinian Gentrification.
Content Advisory: Explicit situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 3/21/2015

Branched - a comedy with consequences

Author: Erin Mallon
An outrageous, biting satire with heart that will make you question helicopter parenting, the price of success, and what it means to give your family the best in life.

Content Advisory: Sexual situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/16/2014

Breakdown and Out

Author: David Hauptschein
In the midst of a family crisis, ex-con con artist Carl appears and attempts to help his former girlfriend Carmen cope with her paralyzing agoraphobia by teaching her how to go out of body.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 6/13/2014

Breaking Kayfabe

Author: Temar Underwood
A multimedia docudrama on the rise and fall of one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, with live in-ring action.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 80 Minutes
0 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/21/2013

Breeders

Author: Bob Ost
In an artists' colony where everyone takes an oath swearing not to bring children into an over-populated world, a young gay man and woman discover their latent heterosexuality. It's complicated.
Content Advisory: The play deals with issues of sexuality, and contains language not suitable for children
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1979
Date Added: 5/2/2013

Breuckelen

Author: Chris Van Strander
Williamsburg: Present-day hipsters collide with Brooklyn residents from centuries past—including a Dutch widow, Russian squatter, and a notorious bootlegger; as they spin their stories, they recount the checkered history of this borough they all call home.
Content Advisory: Strong language; hipsters.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
6 Females, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 3/20/2013

Broken Record

Author: Nicholas Priore
Ma is old and tired and must see to it that her mentally ill son Daniel will be taken care of after she’s gone.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult themes, brief violence
2 Acts, 165 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 9/22/2016

Brown & Out

Author: Miguel Garcia
Selections from Brown & Out, a Los-Angeles-based short play festival dedicated to celebrating the Latino/a LGBTQ experience.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
6 Females, 13 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 11/16/2014

Browntown

Author: Sam Younis
Follows three brown-skinned actors as they audition for the role of a terrorist in a made-for-tv movie.
Content Advisory: Strong language, profanity
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Buddy Becker's Big Uncut Flick

Author: Todd Michael
A parody of noir cinema and old-time afternoon movie programs on TV.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 9/26/2013

Bunny's Last Night in Limbo

Author: Peter S. Petralia
Moving through a landscape of sparsely stylized suburban settings, this dark comedy chronicle the coming-of-age of a boy named Bunny.
Content Advisory: Some strong language and adult content
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 9/9/2012

Burning Mona Lisa in the Reptile House

Author: Mark Rigney
In the reptile house of a successful zoo, the new intern (who is not at all what she first appears) discovers that the animals she is supposed to care for are going missing at an alarming rate.
Content Advisory: Some sexual content and strong language, along with depictions of drug dealing.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 2/1/2015

Burning the Old Man

Author: Kelly McAllister
Two feuding brothers try to bring their late father’s ashes to a final resting place.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 11/8/2011

Burning Up the Dictionary

Author: Meron Langsner
A story about language, love, lust, and loss.
Content Advisory: Sexual content
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/24/2013

Callous Cad

Author: Tom X. Chao
A lonely downtown theater artist finally gets started with a woman, only to learn what really happens when you enter a relationship: A magical being materializes with vodka to help celebrate—but what if it's not love?
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual topics.
1 Act, 55 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 9/17/2016

Candide Americana

Author: Stanton Wood
Seven actors play over 40 characters complete with multiple decapitations, song, and the greatest treasure known to man in this high-energy contemporary re-imagining of Voltaire’s classic novel - an unlikely love story and a cosmic roadtrip that will make you ponder your place in the universe.
Content Advisory: a civil war, a ferry accident, 9/11, a terrorist bombing, Katrina, murders, a lynching and at least two decapitations – most of which are dealt with in a comic way - is suitable for older teens but not younger children.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
9 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Captain Ferguson's School for Balloon Warfare

Author: Isaac Rathbone
Upon entry into World War One, a pioneering and obsessed aviator must train US troops in the art of Balloon Warfare.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/6/2014

Captain Overlord's Folly or The Fool's Revenge

Author: John Clancy
A gang of homicidal clowns invade and destroy a 19th century well-made play.
Content Advisory: Nudity, violence
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 11/8/2011

Carnegie Hill

Author: Dorian Palumbo
An all-female workplace comedy about a young real estate broker who must either lose her dream job on the Upper East side of Manhattan, or play dirty, and sell out a friend, to keep it.
Content Advisory: Strong language
3 Acts, 90 Minutes
11 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 3/9/2014

Carroll Gardens Aborning

Author: Lawrence Dial
After a late night visit from a pregnant and anxious Lily, Angelica, recovering from an emotionally crippling still-birth, finds herself lactating, but without child; meanwhile her stay-at-home husband, Hank, struggles to make sense of a potentially vile rumor about his best friend Izzy.
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language, drug use
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/22/2013

Cavers

Author: Mark Rigney
When cantankerous Gertie Stovall discovers a limestone cave system under her bankrupt farm house, she attempts, over all manner of unlikely opposition, to cash in on what she views as her slice of the American Dream.
Content Advisory: Some sexual content and innuendo.
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/23/2015

Cedarwood Avenue

Author: Mike Teele
A light-hearted, funny and sometimes sad look at mothers and daughters, fathers and sons, husbands and wives, and how we all learn to accept and cherish the most important, defining people in our lives.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 7/16/2014

Celeste and Starla Save Todd and Win Back the Day

Author: Francesca Sanders
Celeste and Starla, the starfish are off to solve a mystery with a capital M!
Content Advisory: No adult content
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 2/6/2012

Certifiable

Author: Molly Rydzel
A love triangle, a sommelier struggling with schizophrenia, and the collapse of the housing market.
Content Advisory: Nudity, violence, strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/22/2013

CHORES or The Big Man in the Orange Rubber Rain Suit

Author: Mike Gorman
Five local residents—a paranoid logger, a one-armed mechanic, an evangelical cleaning lady, a 40 year old paperboy and a sexually obsessed nun—respond to the startling spectacle of a large man seen wearing a girl's orange rubber rain suit in the supermarket.
Content Advisory: Some profanity. Descriptive language concerning sexual organs.
1 Act, 70 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1995
Date Added: 9/3/2015

Circe

Author: Michael Hagins
A lonely man's phone becomes something more than a personal digital servant.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual content
1 Act, 55 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 6/24/2015

Circle

Author: Suzanne Bachner
10 diverse characters—gay, straight and bi—are linked through a daisy chain of sexual contact, hooking up in Starbucks, an S&M dungeon, a bedroom, a kitchen and cyberspace, as they strive for a deeper connection with one another.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult, sexual situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 12/8/2011

Clean Alternatives

Author: Brian Dykstra
A no-holds-barred satire on corporate America about an environmentalist's fight against a toxin-spreading megacorporation. Dykstra takes on corporate narcissism, the meaning of love, the corruption of politics and the elusiveness of enlightenment in this dark-age of the almighty dollar.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 10/14/2011

CLENCHED

Author: David Mogolov
David ostensibly sits down to tell the story of being struck overnight by a debilitating mystery illness, but in explaining how his doctor prescribed relaxation, his story veers into a comic exploration of the limits of self-control and self-knowledge, with results that audiences will find familiar, funny, and delightfully weird.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/22/2016

Clipping In

Author: Terrence S. Gray
An improbable, sometimes difficult, and altogether hilarious journey about self-discovery and finding community in the format of a 60-minute group exercise class.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 9/18/2016

CLUTTER: I’m Saving My Life and It’s Killing Me

Author: Nancy Redman
Nancy, a hoarder, attempts to break her addiction after her landlord gives her an eviction notice with one week to get rid of her clutter.
Content Advisory: Very little adult language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/3/2012

Cocaine Faggot

Author: Bob Laine
A play for two voices about a self- loathing closet homosexual who uses drugs to keep himself in a state of denial.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Graphic Gay Sex, Drug Abuse, Adult Situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 3/8/2014

CODA (Children of Deaf Adults)

Author: Mark Murray
One man leads you through the journey of being the ears for his family. As son and interpreter for his Deaf parents, Tim struggles to find where he belongs between the Deaf and hearing worlds.
Content Advisory: Strong Language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/13/2015

Coffee/Evil

Author: Michael Hagins
A temp finds herself in a coffee-obsessed office and its all-too-obedient employees.
Content Advisory: Adult Language, Violence, Horror Themes
1 Act, 30 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 9/16/2014

Colorblind'd

Author: Kirk White
A small college theatre department becomes a national punching bag when the school's lone African American professor casts a white girl as Rosa Parks.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/30/2016

Come to Starr Street

Author: Ren D. Santiago
A typical night at Starr Street for Ani, John, and Ten is sprinkled with cocaine, liquor, music, longing, and laughter until nothing is funny and the purpose is lost.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 4/16/2015

Comes a Faery

Author: James McLindon
A little girl whose single mother has been deployed overseas is visited by a cantankerous Irish fairy: Has he come to keep the lonely child company … or to steal her soul?
Content Advisory: A small amount of strong language
2 Acts, 95 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 5/3/2016

Commedia Dell Smartass

Author: Sonya Sobieski
A Machiavellian fencing team captain convinces his nerdy friend to woo and win the school hottie, an overachieving Girl Scout—but only so that he can break them apart.
Content Advisory: Occasional/optional strong language, some kissing, mime
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 8/21/2012

Conversations While Dining Alone, A Monologue Play

Author: K.O. Johnson
Quote from review: "Collectively forming a mosaic of the human heart."
Content Advisory: Some monologues have strong language.
1 Act, 120 Minutes
20 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/20/2016

Conversations with Dog

Author: Ken Wolf
The story of angry playwright Jeff Fox who meets a giant, wise-cracking, sex-obsessed dog named Jesus who is sent down from Heaven to save him.
Content Advisory: Lots of very funny but crude sex jokes mixed with Spirituality. Strong Language like the "F" word but all in fun.
3 Acts, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/22/2014

Coping

Author: Jacob Marx Rice
When Connor commits suicide, his friends are left grasping the shards of his life in this hilariously dark comedy about surviving loss.
Content Advisory: Mild swearing. Mild romance. Sophisticated and often disturbing discussions of mental illness and suicide.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
4 Females, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/27/2015

Cowbirds

Author: DT Arcieri
A young ornithologist’s complicated life comes into sharp focus only when he puts down his binoculars.
Content Advisory: Some profanity
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 7/1/2014

Cowboys!

Author: Clint Jefferies
It's the early 1940's, on what looks suspiciously like the set from the sound stage of a Republic Pictures Western - and with an innocence even the Hays Office would have approved, every cliché of the “singin' cowboy” movie is about to be turned on its head.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 135 Minutes
2 Females, 7 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 8/24/2013

Cowl Girl

Author: Anna Capunay
One fangirl’s mission to complete her classic Star Trek villain display and go to San Diego Comic Con to get her Pee-wee Herman doll signed, if she can only overcome her acute form of agoraphobia that has kept her from the world outside.
Content Advisory: Some adult language and suggestive sexual content.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/14/2015

Crack'd

Author: Catherine Montgomery
An unhinged young woman deals with her mother’s recent suicide.
Content Advisory: Sex, substance abuse, strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 2/12/2012

Crunching Numbers

Author: Lynn Marie Macy
A comedic trilogy of related one-­‐act plays celebrating the difficult and often hilarious realities of artistic personalities pushed to the edge in New York City.
Content Advisory: "Once In A Blue Moon" has mildly strong language
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
6 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 1/29/2014

Dad and the Dog

Author: Ken Wolf
It is the Summer of 1969, and Mom has left with the five kids to live with her parents, and Dad is left with the Family dog, Missy, and that is when everything changed.
Content Advisory: An occasional F- word but it can be cut in production
1 Act, 70 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/24/2013

Daedalus at the Navy Yards

Author: Sergei Burbank
The truth behind the Minotaur myth, explained for you by the legendary inventor Daedalus -- in 30 minutes or less.
Content Advisory: Adult situations, strong language
1 Act, 30 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 9/7/2012

Dark Water

Author: David Stallings
When the swampland of Louisiana is hit with the most massive oil spill known to history, Barnacle, an old sea turtle, fights against man’s destruction, nature’s wrath, and her enemies of the wild to save her children trapped in the spill.
Content Advisory: There is some violence
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
6 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/9/2014

Death at Film Forum

Author: Eric Bland
Aspiring filmmaker/auteurs compete a la “Project Runway” in this very funny mixed media satirical drama.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 9/25/2013

Death by Joinery

Author: Mike Gorman
Two wise-cracking carpenters meet their fate on a ferryboat ride from a remote island off the coast of Maine when they inadvertently stumble upon a "How To" book publishing cult through the book one of them is reading to pass the time.
Content Advisory: Mild sexual innuendo suggested in action behind scrims.
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/1/2015

Death Valley

Author: Adam Scott Mazer
When the zombie apocalypse breaks out in 1880’s Texas, smooth-talking con man Lawrence and saloon girl Adele must fight for both their lives and their souls.
Content Advisory: Violence, strong language
1 Act, 95 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males, 5 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/26/2014

Deconstructing the Torah

Author: Colette Freedman
A humorous evening of five women's unconventional journeys through politics, murder, romance, birth, and death.
Content Advisory: some strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
9 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 9/16/2011

Defending Marriage

Author: Joe Basque
A “Defense of Marriage” campaign shatters the life of a gay priest and his parish.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/9/2012

Delicious Rivers

Author: Ellen Maddow
Set in a New York City post office, this funny and moving music-theatre work explores the pleasure of deductive reasoning, the solution of a mystery, the link between order and the unexpected, and the delight in discovery of pattern and meaning.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 5/21/2013

Destructo Snack, USA

Author: Theresa Buchheister and Sarah Graalman
A performance that implodes the notion of identity and predetermined roles.
Content Advisory: Swear words, excessive eating and drinking.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/7/2013

Detention #1: What About Bob?

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Five 10-minute plays based on five constraints.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
6 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/7/2013

Detention #10: All the Single Ladies

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Four 10-minute plays honoring Women's History Month.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
8 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 8/8/2013

Detention #12: Detention, Interrupted

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Five 10-minute plays exploring the exact moment an artist was inspired to create one of the great artistic works in history.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 8/8/2013

Detention #13: Scrabbopolyland

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Five 10-minute plays adapted from classic board games.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 8/8/2013

Detention #14: Detention The Musical!

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Lyrics to nine songs based on major events in 2012.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
10 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/10/2013

Detention #2: A Grimm La Ronde

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
A full play based on a Grimm Fairy Tale with each scene written by a different writer.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/19/2013

Detention #3: Blind Date

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Four 10-minute plays examining the trials and tribulations of blind dating.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/19/2013

Detention #6: Who’s Afraid of Lear’s War Horse

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Three 10-minute plays that parody great works of theater.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/19/2013

Detention #7: One Minute Plays

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Thirty one-minute plays grouped into five clumps based loosely on a common theme.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
12 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/10/2013

Detention #9: Seven Deadly Sins

Author: Primary Stages ESPA
Four 10-minute plays inspired by one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
9 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 8/8/2013

Diva

Author: S.P. Monahan
Moments before execution, Desmond Channing, a dethroned high school drama queen/murderer, sees his life flash before his eyes as a cabaret act.
Content Advisory: Adult themes, descriptions of violence
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/3/2013

Doctors Jane and Alexander

Author: Edward Einhorn
Using found, fabricated, and occasionally finagled text, the playwright explores the life of his grandfather Alexander S. Wiener, the co-discoverer of the Rh factor in blood, through interviews with his mother, a psychologist who recently retired due to a debilitating stroke.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/3/2012

Domestic Tranquility

Author: Rich Orloff
A nice family who live in a nice house in a nice suburb during the nice 1950’s are terrorized by three escaped convicts with bad table manners.
Content Advisory: None. A few irreverent passages, but nothing offensive. In fact, a nun saw one of the performances in Iowa and liked it a lot!
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 7/19/2014

Donkey

Author: John Patrick Bray
Coffee served hot with a big side of small town politics.
Content Advisory: Sexual content, strong language, adult themes
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/15/2014

Donkey Punch

Author: Micheline Auger
As the sexually adventurous Kareena explores her ability to be monogamous, she pushes her prudish best friend Sam to explore her sexuality which triggers events beyond their control.
Content Advisory: Sexual situations and language.
1 Act, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/6/2014

Donna/Madonna

Author: John Paul Karliak
The award-winning adoption solo comedy about an adopted son with two mothers: the doting Catholic homemaker and the fashionista wife of a British pop star.
Content Advisory: mildly strong language
1 Act, 65 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/21/2011

Dora and Me / Yo Soy Dora

Author: Rick Creese
A Latina actress in modern-day Los Angeles tries to follow in the footsteps of the notorious 18th-century figure Dora Jordan—beloved comedienne, mother of fourteen children, and live-in girlfriend to the future King of England.
Content Advisory: Some discussion of adult sexuality, but nothing obscene.
2 Acts, 62 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 1/28/2016

Doubles Crossed

Author: Jason S. Grossman
Dimwitted yet determined police detectives Ramsey and Flapjack have been hunting wisecracking hoodlum Freddie (aka Freddie the Finisher) and the notorious Dead Street mob with nothing to show for it. Now, Freddie's identical twin brother, hometown hero and newly appointed FBI Chief Irving Tower, is coming to town. With a retiring police chief and a crackerjack reporter breathing down their necks, the boys have only days to stop Dead Street's dastardly quest for the heist of the century and solve a femme fatale’s bizarre missing person case. Gumshoes, guns and gams galore!
Content Advisory: Stylized cops and robbers, shooting guns, multiple murders, minimal sexual content
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 5/30/2012

Doubles Crossed: The Ballad of Rodrigo

Author: Jason S. Grossman
Suspicion and secret alliances underscore the gritty story of criminal-turned-G-man Freddie Tower and the past he can’t escape.
Content Advisory: Adult themes. Gun shooting, stabbing, stylized killing, death.
3 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/22/2014

Downward Facing Debbie

Author: David Caudle
A confused woman seeks emotional healing at a trendy Hamptons studio in this comedy of manners, morals and compromising positions.
Content Advisory: Sexually suggestive situations; brief audio of pornography
1 Act, 100 Minutes
4 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/14/2014

Dream Walker

Author: August Schulenburg
Two brothers and the woman they both love are transformed when one of them learns how to walk into the dreams of others.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 11/6/2011

Dreams of Baby

Author: Mara Lathrop
As her waters break and she goes into labor, it occurs to Anne that it might just be a little too late to back out! A farce about labor & delivery.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1993
Date Added: 1/22/2012

Duet in B-Flat

Author: K.O. Johnson
A young man, who is trying to be an artist, is conflicted by his bisexuality.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1981
Date Added: 12/24/2015

Dumber Faster

Author: David Mogolov
How can a man with a smartphone be so consistently stupid? A comedy about our stupid, broken brains.
Content Advisory: Drug references, strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

DUMBO

Author: Kate Kertez
A powerful family uses unusual means to protect their reputation after one of their own does the unspeakable.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 30 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 9/30/2013

Earth's Vacation

Author: Maura Kelley
Earth wants to go on vacation because of global warming and turmoil on his planet. Join in and help the planets convince earth to stay in the solar system.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act

Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 7/22/2011

Eating My Garbage

Author: David Mogolov
Dumbfounded by a call from a political pollster who sounds suspiciously like Laura Linney, David searches himself for a rational reason to believe the nation isn't utterly doomed. When he can't quite think of one, he turns to irrational reasons. That's when his search gets more promising.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 52 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/23/2014

Eclipse

Author: Andrea Lepcio
This "Twilight Zone" comedy explores how the world we inhabit is created by the choices we make.
Content Advisory: Sexual topics
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 1/25/2013

Eddie

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
A hard-of-hearing high school student in a poverty-ridden, gang infested school and how his relationship with a bully turns them both around.
Content Advisory: Stronge language, violence.
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/2/2014

Elephant

Author: Margie Stokley
A family copes with loss and grief in this quirky and touching non-linear comedy.
Content Advisory: Ellen removes her shirt to reveal her bra in one scene. Strong language: Fuck is used often by the teenage character Michelle
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 3/8/2014

Eleven Dollar Prophet

Author: Antonio Sacre
A commentary on performance, theater, and art in general the play explores the insatiable desire of a crowd to be led and the devices of a performer to command that crowd.
Content Advisory: nudity, strong language and adult situations, including strong sexual language and situations, and blasphemous religious speech for some religions
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 1/26/2013

Emancipatory Politics: A Romantic Tragedy (EP:ART)

Author: Eric Bland
A collection of contemporary New Yorkers struggling with the idea of how to live a meaningful life in today’s dislocated, post-everything world.
Content Advisory: Strong language, Sexual themes
1 Act, 120 Minutes
9 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/6/2011

EMERGENCY A La Carte

Author: Nancy Redman
A comedian dies and finds that death is her toughest audience.
Content Advisory: Very little adult language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/12/2013

Engagement Rules

Author: Rich Orloff
Two couples, one just engaged and one married over fifty years, affect each other deeply as they deal with problems of romance and relationships.
Content Advisory: Includes sexual references and situations.
0 Acts
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 7/15/2015

Erik: A Play About a Puppet

Author: John Patrick Bray
In this loose retelling of "The Phantom of the Opera", our obsessions with beauty, ugliness, madness, and desire all staged as part of this funhouse mirror where the audience may even catch a glimpse of their true selves.
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language, simulated sex, naked puppet, adult themes
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 6/9/2015

Everyday Edna Mae

Author: Robin Rice
As Edna Mae matures from 25 to 65, her struggle to create art intensifies and obstructions increase until finally she breaks from her past and claims her dream.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/11/2015

Exquisite Potential

Author: Stephen Kaplan
All parents think their children are great - Alan Zuckerman just happens to think his 3-year-old son, David, is the Messiah.
Content Advisory: Minimal strong language for humorous effect.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 1/7/2015

Ezekiel's Wheelchair

Author: Trav S.D.
Two women face the conundrum of what to do about their wheelchair-bound loved one, whose scientific blunder has resulted in all color having been drained from the world.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 45 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1993
Date Added: 1/5/2013

Faith

Author: James McLindon
When an Angel of the Lord appears to 12-year-old Simon in the Walmart’s parking lot, his prayers to God to become His prophet have finally been answered … or have they?
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 10/22/2011

Falling Awake

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
A comedy about two female rivals who become allies when they each lose someone, and together, seek their loved ones out in the after-life.
Content Advisory: Sexual language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/15/2012

Fatboy Romeo

Author: Neal J. Freeman
Fatboy Romeo employs puppets, projections, and live actors to tell a comic story of consumerism run amok using excerpts of Shakespeare’s "Romeo and Juliet."
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male, 5 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 2/9/2015

Father Joy

Author: Sheri Wilner
Abigail’s father is disappearing – literally - yet as this shy and withdrawn man becomes less and less visible to his astonished family, father and daughter begin to feel a bond they never shared before.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 4/11/2012

Fathers & Sons

Author: Zack Friedman
Al Marshall must keep his life in balance as he looks after his depressed adolescent son and his nostalgic, aging father.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations (talk of suicide) 
1 Act, 80 Minutes
0 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/26/2015

Faye Drummond

Author: Tom Rowan
With apologies to Euripides and Racine, FAYE DRUMMOND updates the Greek myth of Phaedra and Hippolytus to contemporary Manhattan—with uproarious results.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations, onstage violence
1 Act, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 12/27/2013

Fenway: Last of the Bohemians

Author: Kelly McAllister
An adaptation of Uncle Vanya set in the 1980’s on a hippie commune.
Content Advisory: STRONG ADULT LANGUAGE, DRUG USE
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 1/19/2012

Final Countdown

Author: Saviana Stanescu
A torrid Balkan Americanized absurdist comic adventurette about balloons, children and deviant parents.
Content Advisory: some adult content, graphic sexual elements, a rape
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Final Touches

Author: K.O. Johnson
A family crisis in a Texas Gulf town is precipitated when the adult son Bobby returns home to see his dying father at his mother's request.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 150 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1982
Date Added: 11/5/2015

Finger Paint

Author: Erin Austin and Ross Evans
A hand-painted wall and the non-linear stories that emanate from its coated layers express Ryan and Ann’s tumultuous roommate relationship and the external romantic influences that keep them apart.
Content Advisory: Intended for an adult audience. It includes strong language and sexual content
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 10/21/2011

First Time, Long Time

Author: Jeremy Stuart
A talk-radio show in which callers relay absurd tales from the brink of oblivion, counseled by a mysterious, all-knowing host.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 10/4/2016

Five from the Vaults

Author: Mark Rigney
Five short plays that sing of war and imperiled environments. Comedy abounds even in the face of disaster.
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, weaponry, inexplicable magic, and endangered species.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 4/21/2015

Fix Number Six

Author: Jerry Polner
Jane is a 40-ish travel agent who dreams of pursuing her true calling -- being an international spy; so when her rich, lovesick customer wants to hire her to "fix" his life with whatever tawdry subterfuge is necessary, she jumps at the chance.
Content Advisory: Sexual situations, but no nudity or strong language.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/6/2014

Flip Side

Author: Ellen Maddow
A comedy of longing, misconceptions, and mismatches, in which two sets of characters – played by the same six actors – occupy two different worlds.
Content Advisory: some strong language
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/11/2012

Four Play with a Gun

Author: Stephen Kaplan
Four one-act plays, all with a gun.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 0
Date Added: 2/5/2015

Free $$$

Author: Jonas Oppenheim
Robin and Randy Petraeus are a failed power couple throwing a self-help seminar, but it turns out they can’t help anyone—but maybe you can.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/11/2014

FriendAndy.com

Author: Wesley Fruge
FriendAndy.com is a dark comedy that combines technology and movement for a revealing look at our digital lives.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/5/2012

Friends Don't Let Friends

Author: James Presson
Blends the melodrama of Henrik Ibsen’s HEDDA GABLER with the silliness of network television and bears witness to a public nervous breakdown with built in commercial breaks.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 9/10/2012

From Busk Till Dawn: The Life of an NYC Street Performer

Author: Tim Intravia
7 Years of street performing in NYC makes many stories to tell, and so here you go.
Content Advisory: intended for mature audiences; there is strong language and adult content
1 Act, 55 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/17/2012

Frontier

Author: Robin Rice
Will a messianic wolf and a misguided girl save mankind before Mother Nature runs out of patience?
Content Advisory: Strong language; adult situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 5/24/2012

Full Frontal: A Naked Exploration of Sex and Sexuality

Author: Eddie Antar
A collection of short plays about sex and sexuality that take an audience through the different stages and variations of sexual life.
Content Advisory: No nudity, but very explicit sexual language and behavior.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 4/2/2014

Funny as a Crutch

Author: Rich Orloff
A collection of nine acclaimed short comedies which skewer stereotypes, archetypes, prejudices and assumptions both towards and within the disabled community. Beginning with the unlikely story of the first disabled settlers at Plymouth Rock and ending with the fractured fairy tale of Cripperella, Funny as a Crutch finds humor in everything from representations of the disabled in popular culture to the challenges of personal relationships.
Content Advisory: A few sexual references and an occasional bad pun
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 9/5/2012

Furbelow

Author: J.Stephen Brantley
A fable about fame, friendship, and really nice fabrics.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 8 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 7/20/2014

G.I. Joe Jared, Based on One Really Bad Date

Author: Amy E. Witting
Two women realize the importance of friendship through a random blind date, GI Joe tarot cards, and a couple vodka sodas.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/4/2011

Gay Camp

Author: Philip Mutz and Susan-Kate Heaney
When 'confused' campers Josh and Anton are sent away to be 'cured' at Camp Acceptance, they find themselves having a gay old time, with a deliciously evil headmaster, gay Twister, Santorum surprises, and more innuendos than you can shake a dildo at!
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult themes
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

Generic Magic Realism

Author: Ed Malin
What happens when the magical world of your average South American person is transplanted to a more northern, less magical, more real location?
Content Advisory: Some sexual language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 2/19/2013

Get Me a Guy

Author: Israela Margalit
A comedy about women who chase the wrong men who chase the wrong women, and what happens after they catch each other – or not.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/30/2014

Getting Away With It

Author: Justin Cornell
3 actors try to bicker their way through 12 plays.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/6/2014

Goin' Round On Rock Solid Ground

Author: Glenn Alterman
Mort and Harry, two lifelong best friends from Brooklyn, are about to carry out their first drug deal. Truths are revealed, loyalties are looked at, and coke is snorted.
Content Advisory: Some of the conversation is adult content. Drug Use.
1 Act, 22 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1996
Date Added: 7/27/2014

Going to Grandma's

Author: V.E. Kimberlin
In this story about an alternative family, a man with a heartbreaking secret takes his two beloved pets, a cat and a dog, on a mysterious road trip to visit his mother.
Content Advisory: Strong language; AIDS themes
1 Act, 20 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 2/11/2014

Goldilocks and the Three Polar Bears

Author: Jerrod Bogard
A spoiled diva with fabulous hair learns to be a member of the team (and of a larger, global family) while re-telling her famous story in rock-n-roll fashion. A musical to warm the heart, not the globe.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/7/2011

Goldsboro

Author: Nat Cassidy
A dark, dark, dark comedy about a family of nuclear mutant would-be cannibals, living in the irradiated deserts of the American Southwest.
Content Advisory: VERY strong language, violence, hideous mutations, bizarre circumstances, lots of sexual imagery
2 Acts, 150 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/29/2013

Good Enough

Author: Matthew LaBanca
In an attempt to avoid the judgment of others, Matthew strives only to be good, successful, and perfect, but living this "right" life creates a high level of anxiety and an ache for true authenticity.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/12/2015

Gordy Crashes

Author: Sam Byron
Taking place in the days before and after the last presidential election, Gordy Crashes follows Gordy as he navigates displacement in the East Village after Hurricane Sandy. Exhausted and disoriented, Gordy finds himself at his ex-girlfriend’s doorstep, where he will form an unlikely and potentially dangerous relationship that may ultimately help him understand the true suffering of others.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some violence, adult themes
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 6/25/2014

Gotham Standards

Author: Chris Harcum
In a series of eight monologues, Chris Harcum goes in the minds of several men and looks at life in relation to two icons, his grandmother and Batman.
Content Advisory: Adult language and strong content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Gradient Haircuts

Author: Theresa Buchheister
A strange orchestration of people in spaces.
Content Advisory: A few swear words
1 Act, 75 Minutes
20 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/29/2013

Green

Author: Chris Harcum
An epic misadventure with crooked politicians, double agents, bickering robot lovers, supernova recording artists and the sweetest Scottish mercenary in the galaxy. Only a poet can straighten out this mess, but even if one of the last full-blooded humans in the universe can save the world, will there be a place for him in it?
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 18 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/6/2011

Green Eyes, Just Like You and Me

Author: Gary Walker
A story of one unusual family's collective open heart that explores why doing the right thing isn't always necessarily the right thing to do.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/23/2015

Green Whales

Author: Lia Romeo
Karen is a middle-aged professor with a chromosomal condition that makes her look like a teenager, so she has trouble meeting men… until her sister decides to set her up on a date with the local pedophile.
Content Advisory: Adult themes, occasional strong language
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/3/2014

HA!

Author: Rich Orloff
A trio of Rich Orloff's most popular one-act comedies: <em>Oedi </em>(a parody of <em>Oedipus Rex</em> emphasizing the motherly side of Oedipus' wife), <em>The News from St. Petersburg</em> (a Chekhovian spoof about the effects of a political rumor) and <em>The Whole Shebang</em> (in which the entire universe is discovered to be a science fair project on another dimension).
Content Advisory: A few sexual references, but no more than you'd find in Greek mythology
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 4/8/2012

Hamlet Bound & Unbound

Author: Andrew Rothkin
Robert has struggled for years… to stand up to his anxious mother, to hold onto a decent girlfriend, and above all, to “make it” as a respected, classical actor; after suffering the most horrible indignity of all -- watching his dream role being annihilated by the biggest no-talent movie star in Hollywood -- Robert takes matters into his own hands, with outrageous, hilarious results.
Content Advisory: Sexual innuendo; some strong language; mild stage combat/violence & a gun
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 7/20/2014

Hand, Job: Four plays about love, sex and work

Author: Jonathan Kravetz
Four short plays about love, sex and work.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations, Adult themes,
1 Act, 57 Minutes
2 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/18/2014

Health Insurance

Author: Kris Kling
Faced with an audience looking for a show, an actor forced onstage initially stalls then gives way to a comic downward spiral of identity crisis, loss, and human connection.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 8/27/2015

Heart of a Dog

Author: Deloss Brown
A scientist turns a dog into a man by transplanting into him the pituitary of a petty thief and drunkard, and unfortunately the newly created man retains many of the donor's bad habits.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations, violence.
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1990
Date Added: 3/8/2014

Helsinor

Author: Todd Alcott
Helsinor is Hamlet, told from the point of view of Claudius, and examines the famous drama from the vantage of middle age.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations. Adultery, romantic cruelty, sexual innuendo.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 3/7/2013

Her Majesty

Author: Sean Owens
Backstage at a production of Hamlet, six characters (played by two actors) frantically struggle to stay focused, especially with Her Majesty in the audience-- until a myriad of deceit, denial and self-delusion cause the players, and ultimately the farce itself, to come crashing down.
Content Advisory: No profanity, nudity or innuendo
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 2/12/2012

Herman Kline's Midlife Crisis

Author: Josh Koenigsberg
A dark comedy about the unlikely events that ensue when a prominent New York City doctor, struggling with the tedium of career and marriage, discovers a bag of narcotics on a patient's body.
Content Advisory: Some moderately strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/2/2012

Hit and Match

Author: Michael Hagins
A lonely hitman turns to online dating to find love.
Content Advisory: Strong language, Violence, Adult Content, Sexual References
0 Acts, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 5/6/2014

Home of the Great Pecan

Author: Stephen Bittrich
A giant pecan stolen, a minister on the make, aliens, a prom queen on the verge of a breakdown, Texas beauty parlor gossip, and a shotgun wedding -- just your average day in 1980s Seguin, Texas -- otherwise known as, The Home of the Great Pecan!
Content Advisory: A few curse words
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 10/17/2011

Hot Steams

Author: Zach Wegner
Sanity's at stake as a man finds himself jailed and dressed in a Santa suit with no memory.
Content Advisory: Some conversations require a mature ear.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/15/2014

How and Why I Robbed My First Cheese Store

Author: Mike Gorman
A homeless playwright turns the tables on the patronizing Artistic Director of a downtown theater to expose the theatrical pretensions of those at the top.
Content Advisory: Minor profanity
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/19/2014

How I Fell in Love

Author: Joel Fields
Two lost souls haplessly seek romance as they stumble into adulthood. When they accidentally find their way into each other’s lives, they discover that their individual stories may be more intertwined than they could have ever imagined… and they start to question the meaning of fate, friendship, and true love.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/16/2012

how i learned to become a SUPERHERO

Author: Dennis Flanagan
The play follows the stories of three people who have taken action against the losses they have suffered in their lives by turning themselves into real life "Superheroes"; the heroes have to face the consequences of playing make believe in a world that is all too real, where consequences of the past are always present and the future uncertain.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/29/2013

How to Be a Good Italian Daughter (in spite of myself)

Author: Antoinette LaVecchia
A one-woman show that examines the hysterical and universal struggles between an immigrant Italian mother and her Americanized daughter.
Content Advisory: Strong Language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/2/2014

How to Be a Successful Teacher

Author: Michele Miller
A theatrical mockumentary that explores the reality of teaching through the eyes of Ms. M, an ‘unbreakable’ teacher…or is that what she puts on for the cameras?
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
12 Females, 6 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/24/2014

How to Do a One Person Show

Author: Kelly Kinsella and Padraic Lillis
A celebrated solo performer is invited to present a new work and while appearing to spontaneously create the show in the moment, she comes to the realization that the lesson isn’t how we create but why.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 3/30/2015

How to Survive Crack Addiction

Author: Padraic Lillis
A solo show that is the reading of a self-help guide for addicts that want to keep using.
Content Advisory: Adult situation, some strong language.
1 Act, 40 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 4/3/2013

How You Kiss Me Is Not How I Like To Be Kissed

Author: Dan Giles
A romantic comedy for people who can't stand romantic comedies, the play follows a love story unlike any other (but just like every other) from first kiss to last goodbye.
Content Advisory: some swearing, discussion of sex
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/25/2015

Human 2.0 Part 1

Author: Flux Theatre Ensemble
Short plays by Johnna Adams, Erin Browne, Larry Kunofsky, and Fengar Gael that consider how humankind's senses might evolve and change in the future.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 50 Minutes
5 Females, 6 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 4/27/2012

Human 2.0 Part 3

Author: Flux Theatre Ensemble
Short plays by Sol Crespo, Aja Houston, Jeff Lewonczyk, Kristen Palmer, and Isaiah Tanenbaum that consider how humankind's senses might evolve and change in the future.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 50 Minutes
9 Females, 9 Males, 6 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 5/12/2012

Hunger

Author: Sheri Wilner
When a mysterious stranger named Seymour emerges from the depths of the ocean, the ravenously and newly-engaged Diana must choose either to stay earthbound with the man she loves, or accompany her seducer into the sea.
Content Advisory: Some mature content (sexual situations)
1 Act, 70 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 11/11/2012

I (Heart) Kant

Author: Ken Urban
Four women in New Jersey are on a mission to find happiness.
Content Advisory: Nudity, adult content, drug use, philosophical ennui
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/17/2011

I <3 Revolution

Author: Alexandra Panzer, Tara Schuster, Alice Winslow
Three ladies overwhelmed by their early 20s, swept up in the zeal of the Arab Spring, and taken by the boho-chic ways of Occupy Wall Street recruit followers for their own brand of fresh-to-death revolution.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/14/2012

I Shall Not Be Suede

Author: Ed Malin
A mysterious criminal transaction involves the children of those involved, including a young runaway from a circus family.
Content Advisory: Reference to prostitution
1 Act, 25 Minutes
1 Female, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 8/28/2013

I Stand for Nothing

Author: Eric Bland
A play that scatters anarchy, solitude, absurdity, sentimentality, and love through fifteen human lives wrestling with the feeling that it's weird to feel good but not good to feel weird.
Content Advisory: Some strong language and some sexual themes -- not for young children.
1 Act, 130 Minutes
7 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 3/3/2014

Icons & Outcasts

Author: Suzanne Bachner
Set in the heart of Chelsea, 8 eccentrics—a vampire, a hustler, a redneck, an angel, a loner, a bimbo, a goddess and an actor—randomly intersect during one unforgettable day in New York City.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 2/3/2012

If You Take One Elf Off The Shelf

Author: Francesca Sanders
Danika is writing a play, a novel or real life. You decide.
Content Advisory: There is a strip show which can reveal as much or as little as the director wants. We’ve always put a notice in the program saying “people sitting in the front row may get a lap dance.” There is no nudity at all
1 Act, 96 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 1/30/2012

ILLUMINATIon

Author: Nicholas Priore
A series of vignettes on the topic of a secret society that seeks to enslave us all.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
2 Females, 26 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 5/29/2016

Immaculate (or)The Son

Author: Nicholas Priore
The untold story of Jesus Christ…the greatest story never told.
Content Advisory: Sexual content, drug use
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/28/2016

In Five Boroughs (The Pre-9/11 Plays)

Author: David Dannenfelser
A collection of interrelated one-acts that takes a multicultural look at the people of New York City before the catastrophe that changed it forever.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1995
Date Added: 3/3/2016

In the Company of Jane Doe

Author: Tiffany Antone
Jane Doe wants to get ahead at work, but strange occurrences (like missing reports and snowshoes in her briefcase) keep getting in the way - so when the eccentric Dr. Snafu offers to clone Jane Doe, she jumps at the chance... forgetting to mention her multiple plastic surgeries and landing herself in even deeper trouble.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
9 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 11/24/2013

In the Event of My Death

Author: Lindsay Joy
Eight small-town twenty-somethings (who know each other from high school) share an impromptu time of mourning and celebration after the suicide of a mutual friend.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Adult Themes
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
5 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 6/8/2015

Inexcusable Fantasies

Author: Susan McCully
Funny look at lust, love and finding one’s true desires be they Martha Stewart’s marzipan or Oil of Olay.
Content Advisory: References to lesbian sexuality and vibrators. Limited strong language.
1 Act, 65 Minutes
2 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/31/2013

Infallibility

Author: Matt Barbot
After being tricked into taking part in the infamous trial of a dead pope, 18-year-old actor Carlo enlists the help of his favorite saint to perform the story of his life for his prison guards…all as part of a plan to find a happy ending.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/27/2013

Interview

Author: Mike Gorman
Al Holiday, sales pitchman extraordinaire, turns the well ordered world of personnel management specialist Bill McVort upside down in an absurd tour-de-force.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1996
Date Added: 7/6/2014

i-POD

Author: Natalie Menna
An artist posing as an environmentalist struggles to survive two months on an Eco-Barge in order to compete for a Guggenheim grant and come to terms with her father's legacy.
Content Advisory: N/A
1 Act, 30 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/14/2016

Is That Danny DeVito? And Other Questions From West of the Hudson

Author: Alexander Janosek Doyle
Written in the style of the absurdist comedies of Samuel Beckett, "Is That Danny DeVito?" focuses on the psychological nonadventures of two over-educated but under-employed millennials as they wait for a perpetually delayed bus to deliver them from their New England campsite to their beloved Garden State.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016

Island Still Life

Author: Mike Gorman
A coming of age quest of Raven, an island native from the coast of Maine, to free herself from the desperate boredom and superficiality of the postcard her life has become with her summer friends.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1992
Date Added: 6/14/2014

It's About Time

Author: Steve Belanger
From the moment of his inopportune birth, through his extraordinarily awkward adolescent phase, to a series of disastrous jobs (including a comically, calamitous career at the world's most notorious magazine), Steve has survived.
Content Advisory: Strong language. Some bawdy talk about what it's like to work at an "adult" magazine.
1 Act, 70 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 8/6/2016

Jackson Heights 3AM

Author: Theatre 167
Car dispatchers, sex workers, drag queens, gamblers, and insomniacs collide in the colorful world of Jackson Heights after hours.
Content Advisory: Nudity; explicit and profane language
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
10 Females, 16 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 8/1/2014

Jeannine's Abortion: A Play in One Trimester

Author: Eric Bland
Jeannine and several of her peers, over three months in New York City, exist with one another and Jeannine has an abortion.
Content Advisory: Strong language/Sexual themes
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/4/2012

Jelly Jars

Author: Duane M. Abel
Everyday cartoonist Monte Grayson gets to draw the girl that got away…but what happens when she comes back?
Content Advisory: Nothing worse than what you would find from any classic sitcom that aired at nine o'clock!
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/19/2016

Jersey Intersections

Author: Tina Esper Kolomatsky
Trapped by their habits and needs, a group of friends spin their wheels in pursuit of happiness and a way out of Jersey.
Content Advisory: Strong language; references to drug use and sexually explicit content.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 3/6/2014

Jesus in a Beehive: The Last Temptation Of Mitchell Pantene

Author: Bob Stewart
An effeminate, Southern hairdresser in the East Village claims he’s channeling Jesus, St. Paul, Mother Mary, & Magdalene in the pre-dawn hours before the grand opening of his salon.
Content Advisory: Occasional Strong Language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 8/30/2012

Jitter

Author: Richard Sheinmel
A one act comedy about a man who asks his fiancé if he can fool around with his best friend just once before they get married; she says “yes” but means “no” – he knows she means "no" but goes ahead anyway; both touching and funny, at its core are dramatic, sometimes disturbing revelations about the human condition.
Content Advisory: Brief nudity, sexual situations
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 1/3/2013

Join the Circus: A Collection of Short Plays

Author: Stacy Davidowitz
Experience the consequences of puberty, the afterlife of a runner, a nightmarish audition, a psychotic Craigslist couple, and competing spermatozoa as you ride this collection of serious and not so serious short plays.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult themes
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/25/2012

Juliet

Author: Omar Sangare
A woman appears on her balcony to develop her one-woman drama.
Content Advisory: Some Adult language
2 Acts, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 6/15/2011

July House

Author: Pat D. Robinson
At a beach house party in 2011, five friends write letters to each other not to be read until the author dies.
Content Advisory: Drug use, strong language, mild violence
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/1/2015

Keep Your Baggage With You (at all times)

Author: Jonathan Blitstein
A provocative play told in seven scenes taking place over several years as we witness the devolution of a friendship between two young men who confront their troubled relationships and damaged psyches against the backdrop of the digital age.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/7/2011

Ken Urban: Short Plays

Author: Ken Urban
A collection of short plays by Ken Urban.
Content Advisory: Strong Language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
8 Females, 17 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 4/3/2014

Killer Midgets

Author: John Dapolito
Beckett meets Tarantino in this existentially absurd play about hand-gun violence in America.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 103 Minutes
0 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 7/17/2014

Killing Time

Author: Tom Slot
In this dark comedy, a prostitute and a botanist are stuck in a room they can't escape, an aging cop and a Trekkie have a chance encounter on a bus, bodies are piling up on Conner Beach, and there's a serial killer on the loose.
Content Advisory: The play contains some profanity, sexual language, and describes violent deaths.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 7/23/2014

King of Rats

Author: Marina Shron
A 10 year old boy comes of age in the house "with breathing walls" observing his family’s turbulent relationships that mirror Eastern Europe in war and transition.
Content Advisory: Some implied nudity, explicit language, inappropriate for children
2 Acts, 125 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 8/1/2012

Kingdom for a Horse

Author: Jonathan Pereira
A once powerful man, now on trial, finds himself trapped in his own house with his keeper.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 18 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/17/2015

Kiss and Cry

Author: Tom Rowan
America’s sweethearts, a rising movie star and a figure skater on his way to the Olympics, turn out to be gay.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations
2 Acts, 135 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 7/2/2011

Krapp, 39

Author: Michael Laurence
Reeling on his 39th birthday, an actor's obsessive identification with Beckett's famous character compels him to examine his own quixotic life: his fears, his failures, and his search for (and forfeiture of) love, all in preparation to record a version of the 39-year-old Krapp's soliloquy to be used in an imagined production of "Krapp's Last Tape" in the year 2038.
Content Advisory: Language. Adult themes
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 7/14/2011

La Vigilia

Author: Vincent Marano
When a rich woman invites a mysterious stranger to her Christmas Feast (La Vigilia), will he turn out to be her long-lost husband, an impostor or something much, much more.
Content Advisory: a comic Christmas fable that is suitable for all ages, though the language maybe too complex for young children
3 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 7/6/2011

Landscape With Missing Person

Author: John Crutchfield
A teenage railroad-punk, a strange middle-aged man, and a road-trip across America: what begins as a chance encounter turns into a wild and unpredictable quest in search of True Love.
Content Advisory: The play does contain strong language. Although there is adult content (sexuality, prostitution, mental illness, alcoholism, drug abuse), these themes are implied rather than explicitly represented.
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
7 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/8/2013

Last Night at The Carmine

Author: Caroline Kelly Franklin
Beloved New York City landmark “The Carmine” is being condemned after 98 years, but not before its patron’s and tenants have one last epic night on its rooftop.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 67 Minutes
5 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/10/2015

Le Lycanthrope, a Revenge-Farce with a Monster-Movie Groove

Author: Timothy McCown Reynolds
Halloween night, Paris, 1673: After six years away, Alceste returns from the wilderness, claiming to be a lycanthrope - a werewolf- to enact revenge upon the Society where "man is wolf to man" in this "unofficial sequel" to Moliere's "Le Misanthrope."
Content Advisory: Malicious energy, strong language, sexual situations, gore, gunshot, death
5 Acts, 135 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 2/24/2014

Leading Men

Author: Blake Walton
One man’s evolution into his true manhood as he understands and admires his own father when he becomes a father himself.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/24/2014

Leah in Vegas

Author: Kara Ayn Napolitano
A young mother’s attempt to reclaim her life after making a controversial mistake.
Content Advisory: Suggested sex, strong language, drug use
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/3/2014

Lickspittles, Buttonholers and Damned Pernicious Go-Betweens

Author: Johnna Adams
Three extraneous Danish court officials: a professional loud mouth (the buttonholer), a kiss ass for hire (the lickspittle) and a successful dastard (the go-between) are tossed out of court just as Denmark’s merchant fleet becomes of strategic importance in the Napoleonic war.
Content Advisory:
4 Acts, 135 Minutes
5 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/13/2013

Ligature Marks

Author: Mac Rogers
Jill can't live without Terry, so it's up to both of them—and Terry's favorite online multi-player game, NOIR—to make sure she never has to.
Content Advisory: Many verbal references to sexuality and violence, one stylized act of violence, a great deal of profanity.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/15/2013

Likeness

Author: David Caudle
The funny, poignant story of a callow artist in Colonial Boston learning to see beneath the haughty smirk of a spoiled girl he’s hired to paint.
Content Advisory: Some mild innuendo
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 9/1/2012

Linda Lovely Goes to Broadway

Author: Ann Morrison
Broadway veteran Ann Morrison finds profound truth and beauty in her friend and colleague Linda, a highly creative woman with Down syndrome, who teaches deep lessons with simplicity and love.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/15/2013

Linguish

Author: Edward Einhorn
Four relative strangers are quarantined with a new disease that causes aphasia, the neurological disorder that takes away one's ability to use language, and are forced to find new ways to communicate.
Content Advisory: Cursing (Tourrette-like)
1 Act, 65 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 12/18/2011

Little Black Dress

Author: Ronan Noone
Amy Beaudreaux hires a gigolo as a way to break the monotony of her daily grind.
Content Advisory: Some strong language and violence
1 Act, 95 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 2/22/2014

Little Edie and the Marble Faun

Author: David Lally
Handyman Jerry Torre was referred to as "The Marble Faun" by Edith Bouvier Beale (best known for her reclusive life with her mother, Edith in the East Hampton mansion, "Grey Gardens".) Here is Hawthorne’s story, “The Marble Faun”, featuring Miriam and Donatello and how their lives parallel the lives of Big Edie, Little Edie and Jerry.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 55 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 5/6/2015

Little Red and Grandma's Surprise

Author: Michele Miller
An adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood that explores why Little Wolf causes mayhem for Grandma’s birthday.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 40 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/29/2014

Little Town Blues

Author: James Presson and Rachel B. Joyce
Navigating through delight and devastation, the boarding students of Deforest-Martin Prep rage against the machine of structured academia with the fire of a teenage rebel and the depth of a Russian poet.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
5 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 11/29/2012

Looking for the Pony

Author: Andrea Lepcio
As funny as it is heart-breaking, this is a fast-paced journey through the places cancer takes us, dedicated to the fierce love of two sisters.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 9/9/2011

Loose Canon

Author: Brian Reno and Gabriel Vega Weissman
From Moliére in IKEA to Chekhov in a Tex-Mex restaurant, this series of short comedies satirizes the world of the American consumer in the style of canonical playwrights. It's a walk through history...if history was a strip mall.
Content Advisory: Strong language and thematic elements
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/6/2015

Lost in Lvov

Author: Sandy Simona
The play brings to life several generations of an educated Jewish family as it transitions from the former Soviet Union to a new life in America, which is often overwhelming, often hilarious, always meaningful.
Content Advisory: Mature content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/16/2015

Lost in Staten Island, More Tales of Modern Living

Author: Richard Sheinmel and Clay Zambo
Get lost in Staten Island with Mitch Mitchell and his Mom as they journey through an extraordinary day. After the death of his brother, Mitch must return home to accompany his mother on a day full of difficult but necessary tasks.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/9/2013

Love Happens

Author: Rich Orloff
Two couples, one just starting and one approaching their 50th anniversary, affect each other deeply as they deal with problems of romance and relationships.
Content Advisory: Includes sexual references and situations.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 7/15/2015

Love in the Insecurity Zone

Author: Mike Folie
A romantic comedy set in a dystopian future.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/13/2013

Love Lessons Learned

Author: Erin Renée Roberts
Eros, the goddess of love and desire, takes you through her romantic odyssey; pain and pleasure will ensue.
Content Advisory: Adult Language and partial nudity (PG-13, AGES: 16+)
0 Acts, 35 Minutes
1 Gender Neutral Character
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 6/23/2015

Love Me

Author: Jason S. Grossman
Will lovesick Charlie ever find love or be eternally controlled by the incessantly critical voice in his head?
Content Advisory: Occasional strong language, sexual content, drug and alcohol use
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 10/25/2011

Love Me Forever Billy H. Tender

Author: Jesse LaVercombe
January 31st, 2021: Billy H. Tender, Canadian pop icon, is about to play new music for a raging audience in Toronto, but his family is elsewhere: his theatre theorist mother, Stella, has absconded from her research and is secretly soliciting phone sex with strangers, and Hal, Billy’s adoring younger brother, hasn’t left his room… and no one is answering his calls.
Content Advisory: Sexual Content, Strong Language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/7/2016

Love, Death and Vengeance: A Comedy

Author: Daniel John Kelley
An epic adventure of Grecian proportions that travels from the school prom to the depths of Hades and beyond as a teenage couple attempts to traverse a task more difficult than gouging out your own eyes or getting your liver eaten daily by eagles: that is, of course, being young, stupid and in love.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 12/18/2013

Lower East Side Plays

Author: Tom Diriwachter
The vacuum goes, light switch needs to be replaced, car fails inspection: it's the little things that get you in the end.
Content Advisory: A couple instances of strong language.
1 Act, 35 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/28/2015

Lucy

Author: Lenny Schwartz
A bio play about famous comedienne Lucille Ball.
Content Advisory: Mature Audience; 13 and up
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
6 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 11/7/2013

Mad Mel and the Marradians

Author: Gary Morgenstein
A science fiction political comedy about the Marradians, whose enslavement of the human race can only be stopped by -- a writer!
Content Advisory: Some adult content, occasional profanity, sexual innuendos
1 Act, 85 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/29/2011

Magic Bullets

Author: Adam R. Burnett
MAGIC BULLETS entertains a trip through modern health and wellness.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
7 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/15/2014

Magic Kingdom

Author: Cory Conley
A dramedy of a brother and sister fighting for direction and understanding in a theme park full of irresistible temptations, with a child caught in the struggle.
Content Advisory: Strong language, non-frontal nudity
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 10/27/2014

Mahamudra

Author: Chris Harcum
Roy, an unmerciful theatre critic on a major power trip, must atone for his misdeeds in front of a live audience. When he turns his razor-sharp analysis on himself, he unlocks an imaginative world full of suspense and wonder.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 30 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 2/15/2012

Making History

Author: Mim Granahan
After Dr. Patrick Tyler's time machine malfunctions, he has to find his way back home -- if he can figure out when that is.
Content Advisory: some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 3/18/2015

Making Peter Pope

Author: Edmund De Santis
An epic comedy about a young gay man struggling to gain control of his life after his mother dies and his father quickly remarries.
Content Advisory: An adult play with gay themes
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 11/28/2011

Many Snows Ago

Author: Midge Guerrera
As winter winds howl outside a Lenape longhouse, an ensemble uses a story theatre approach to share the folklore, history and values of Eastern Woodland Indians.
Content Advisory: None - it is suitable for children and family audiences
1 Act, 55 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males, 28 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 6/22/2014

Margarita and Max

Author: Manuel Igrejas
A lonely woman. A windy day. A plastic bag: a love story. Margarita could use a miracle. A strong spring breeze blows one of those ubiquitous black plastic bags into her path…and into her life. This is no ordinary bag and this is no ordinary day.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 40 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/2/2014

Men of Clay

Author: Jeff Cohen
The red clay tennis courts of Druid Hill Park, Baltimore, MD, is the setting for this sometimes funny, sometimes wrenching biographical play about the playwright’s father and his Jewish buddies in the early 1970’s.
Content Advisory: Adult themes and profanity; no sexual content
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 11/13/2011

Mercy Falls

Author: Jeni Mahoney
Marcy Wuggelson is jinx, so when she decides to visit her favorite self-help author, Wanda Moore, in the hospital on Christmas Eve the scene is ripe for disaster; but with the help of Santa’s Reindeer, the Ghost of Christmas Future, a Nun, and phenomenologist Martin Heidegger, Marcy and Wanda may just discover the true meaning of Christmas… or at least what the German Lady is screaming about.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1995
Date Added: 10/9/2011

Mic.

Author: Brenton Lengel
A play that takes you into a world of painters, poets, and performance artists to witness love, art, sex, and music collide as can only happen in the NYC underground.
Content Advisory: Some Swearing, References to drug use
1 Act, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 7 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/12/2013

Midnight

Author: David L. Epstein
“Every good play becomes a mediocre movie.” -- It is the winter of 1954. Neurotic Hollywood director James Halloway checks into the Ritz to try and salvage his career at a meeting with a powerful producer. Bumbling bellboys, out-of-work actors, drunken lawyers, loudmouth floozies and street-smart thugs, all converge at a mile a minute in this door slamming period farce.
Content Advisory: family friendly
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 4/3/2012

Misadventures in the Art of Movie Making

Author: Annie Worden
Based on an outrageous true story, the play explores the guts and humor needed to stand up for one’s own peculiar creativity.
Content Advisory: Adult language and sexual situations
1 Act, 55 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/16/2011

Miss Magnolia Beaumont Goes to Provincetown

Author: Joe Hutcheson
Civil War era Southern debutante Miss Magnolia Beatrice Devareux Beaumont has choked to death on the meat of a pork rib, only to find herself suddenly inhabiting the body of a thirty-something gay New Yorker (to whom she refers to as Master Joseph) on his way to Provincetown, Massachusetts for a birthday vacation.
Content Advisory: Brief, non-frontal nudity. Strong language. Some sexual references.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 4/6/2013

Miss Mary Dugan

Author: Manuel Igrejas
Miss Mary Dugan has a crush on the good-looking, mysterious guy next door. A chance encounter with Kevin, the object of his affection, forces him to ask: what does he really want--his fantasy or the prospect of getting to know his hunky neighbor in real time?
Content Advisory: Adult situations and strong language.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 12/17/2011

Modern Living

Author: Richard Sheinmel and Clay Zambo
Three short plays with songs about the life and times of a gay downtown performance artist.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 4/9/2013

Monetizing Emma

Author: Felipe Ossa
Bullied at school, annoyed by mom and obsessed with Jane Austen, 15-year-old Emma Dorfman is about enter a new world: the global financial system.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 95 Minutes
5 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 8/1/2012

Moony Mercury

Author: Tyler Ham Pong
This sci-fi tour de force about philosophy, politics and religion, follows three interconnecting stories, leading up to the end of the world.
Content Advisory: No nudity, some strong language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 9/1/2012

Moses, The Author

Author: Andrew R. Heinze
Moses has family problems (gay son, rocky marriage), God problems (existential), literary problems (writer’s block) and 24 hours to finish a Bible he doesn't like.
Content Advisory: None
2 Acts, 85 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/18/2016

Mostly Imperfect Moments of Unrelenting Humanity

Author: Jeni Mahoney
7 Short Plays ranging from 2 minutes to 10 minutes, and embracing those moments in which - quite unexpected - we find ourselves confronted with the best, worst, and most absurd aspects of our humanity.
Content Advisory: Strong language, Coming Out, Fertility Issues
1 Act, 60 Minutes
6 Females, 7 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 3/8/2014

Motel California

Author: Richard Harrington and Chris Kauffman
The heartwarming tale of a ruthless Belgian mercenary who gives up his life of killing for the cabaret.
Content Advisory: Adult situations spoken of in the dialogue (not depicted)
1 Act, 55 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Mother Hubbard's Cupboard

Author: Mark J. Mirsky
Mother Hubbard's Cupboard is a comedy about family in which a father turns into a parasite and the mother and children's attempts to curb his behavior with the help of a professional exterminator turns everything upside down.
Content Advisory: Strong language hinted at but not spoken
2 Acts, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 8/1/2013

Mr. Melville's Playhouse

Author: David Lally
Join Mr. Melville, Bartleby, Billy Budd, Pierre, Ahab and all the others at Mr. Melville's Playhouse! Heck, even Moby Dick may show up!
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 30 Minutes
2 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 5/27/2015

Mr. Satan Goes to Wall Street

Author: Hieronymous BANG and Sam Precario
When Satan is laid off from Hell, he finds employment trying to break up Occupy Wall Street - but it isn’t so easy...
Content Advisory: A few blue words, can be altered by written permission from author
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 4/3/2013

Murmurs and Incantations

Author: Dahn Hiuni
In search of peace of mind and artistic truth, a gay New York performance artist confronts the ghost of his grandfather, a rabbi killed by the Nazis.
Content Advisory: GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF HOLOCAUST CRIMES; SOME STRONG LANGUAGE.
1 Act, 95 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/2/2016

My First Autograce Homeography (1973-1974)

Author: Julia Lee Barclay-Morton
A cut-up of memories, personal, political, traumatic, funny and absurd from a childhood in the weirdness that was 1973-1974 in America (Watergate, Patty Hearst, The 6 Million Dollar Man, experimental dance, The Living Theatre, unhinged caretakers and All Those Solo Albums).
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 12/3/2014

My Ongoing Problems with Kindness: Confessions of MOGO Girl

Author: Zoe Weil
Personal stories about writer/performer Zoe Weil's life as a humane educator and her challenges living according to the MOGO (most good) principle to do the most good and the least harm to herself, other people, animals, and the environment.
Content Advisory: Occasional Profanity
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/14/2013

My Soul, The Pavement and Other Plays

Author: Michael Puzzo
Four short comedies by Michael Puzzo about young love, missed opportunities, misunderstood monsters and refrigerators.
Content Advisory: strong language, adult themes
1 Act, 65 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/15/2013

Natural Novice

Author: Siobhan O'Loughlin
Siobhan O’Loughlin is smart. She’s funny. She’s pretty. And she’s…hairy.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexuality/sexual themes.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 7/23/2014

Nature's Trace

Author: Scott Raker
As the duties of five summer interns at Norwester National Park change from mundane office work to a park-wide search and rescue, the mysterious Ranger puts their wilderness training to the test.
Content Advisory: Strong language and mature content
1 Act, 95 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/9/2014

Naught But Pirates

Author: Sean Owens
A night of dressing and dining well is ruined for historian Solomon Lynch, when his dinner guest breaks free of his restraints and expresses ideas of his own about the notoriously pansexual pirate Black Dick.
Content Advisory: Gay themes, suggested violence & sexuality, mild profanity
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 2/12/2012

Neither Here Noir There

Author: Bambi Everson
Prompted by Alice, Michael begins to rework a discarded film noir novel, but runs into trouble when his femme fatale, Maxie Malone, comes to life with an agenda of her own.
Content Advisory: Mild language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 5/27/2016

New Islands Archipelago

Author: Paul Zimet
The play is at once a real-estate scheme, a tropical dream of new beginnings, and the accidental destination of the cruise ship, S.S. Azure, whose passengers and crew - thrown together with strangers in increasingly unfamiliar surroundings - they find their lives unfolding in ways they had not imagined.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 80 Minutes
4 Females, 3 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/12/2012

New Words

Author: Warren Hoffman
David is failing his college Yiddish course and when his grandmother, Asian American best friend, and Orthodox tutor try to help him, the result is a laugh-out-loud farce worthy of Yiddish theater itself.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 10/24/2013

Newcastle

Author: Lenny Schwartz
A one-act play all done in real time about conspiracies.
Content Advisory: 13 and up
1 Act, 75 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/20/2014

Next

Author: Stephen Gracia
A mobile whorehouse is brought to an American army encampment in Europe during WWII, bringing to the surface issues of racism, sexuality, and the fear of impending death.
Content Advisory: Nudity (NOT full-frontal), strong language, sexual content
2 Acts, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/31/2012

Nharcolepsy

Author: Richard Harrington and Chris Kauffman
The story of a Belgian cabaret singer and his mostly silent accomplice who go searching for the Yeti at the North Pole.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 55 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Nick

Author: Laura Wickens
Nick Ivanov, a man of infinite promise and debt, gets pushed to the edge when confronted by mediocrity.
Content Advisory: strong language
4 Acts, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 4/7/2012

NIGHT OF THE LIVING N-WORD!!

Author: Kevin R. Free
Barbra Patch, along with her husband and father-in-law, plans a birthday "N-Word intervention" for her adolescent son.
Content Advisory: Strong language, Violence
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016

NIGHTMARES: a demonstration of the Sublime

Author: Adam R. Burnett
This play situates itself between terror and comedy (the sublime), beneath the gaze of Henry Fuseli's iconic painting, and in the midst of an enveloping soundscape to plumb the extremities of our contemporary condition and posit the question: are we still capable of being overwhelmed?
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, nudity.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/10/2013

No Chaos: Pollock's Wife

Author: Michael Stock
A bio-drama that reimagines the bourbon-fueled love story between the painters Jackson Pollock and his wife, Lee Krasner, that tore apart the 1950's art scene and left Lee alone with her work and her ghosts.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 9/30/2015

North to Maine

Author: Brenton Lengel
An impromptu fellowship of hikers struggles with the elements, each other, and their own pasts as they journey 2,180 miles through the American wilderness, from Georgia north to Maine.
Content Advisory: Swearing, male nudity, mild sex scene
2 Acts, 150 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 6/10/2013

Northanger Abbey, A Romantic Gothic Comedy

Author: Lynn Marie Macy
The young Miss Catherine Morland experiences a dynamic and hilarious coming-of-age journey through the social whirl of 17th century Britain and the swashbuckling gothic adventures of her own vivid imagination.
Content Advisory: Fully family friendly!
2 Acts, 160 Minutes
6 Females, 5 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 2/22/2014

Nosedive Red Ribbon Gala 2011

Author: Nosedive Productions
Five original short plays by Jeff Lewonczyk, Qui Nguyen, Mac Rogers, August Schulenburg, and Crystal Skillman, written for Nosedive's annual fundraising gala.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 50 Minutes
8 Females, 14 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/14/2012

Not Dark Yet

Author: Timothy Nolan
Tom has a big hairy muse named Norman who's wrecking his life, and when Norman arrives in a tutu feeding Tom's doubts about his marriage and his work, Tom finds a writer can pick his friends, pick his wife, but can't pick his subconscious
Content Advisory: Discreet sex scene, some porn references.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 6/15/2011

O Rumbles of Joy!

Author: Robin Rice
A sculptor struggles against advice, opinions, and wild ideas to create an iconic sculpture.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 6/14/2014

O'Brien & O'Brian

Author: John Enright
A romantic comedy about lawyers in love, homophobia, Irish-phobia, and finding your heart's desire.
Content Advisory: Suggestive language.
2 Acts, 75 Minutes
4 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/21/2015

Off Track

Author: James Comtois
A Chicago reporter covering an impending transit strike ventures into a hostile neighborhood to find out who killed his one-time lover just as the trains shut down and strand him.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some violence.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 7 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/28/2016

Oh, That Wily Snake!

Author: Martin Dockery
A two-person, high-energy, high-comedy, highly surreal play about a guy trying to get a girl into his flying bed.
Content Advisory: Nothing explicit, but metaphorically the play deals with some adult sexual content.
1 Act, 50 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/3/2012

On the Dark Side of Twilight

Author: David Hansen
An homage to four pivotal moments in the history of classic vampire literature, this work describes the complete, two century epic of the vampire Aubrey Porlock.
Content Advisory: vampirism, references to sex, drug use
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/21/2013

On the Outskirts of Everything

Author: Tim Collins
A desperate anger management counselor expounds the wisdom of The Dog Whisperer while Frodo and Hitler wage war on a Starbuck's condiment bar; six conflicted characters grapple with the vicissitudes of contemporary masculinity.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 68 Minutes
0 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/11/2013

One Head Too Many

Author: Edward Einhorn
A fairy tale from another planet in which a princess falls in love with her second head.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 1/30/2014

One, Two, Whatever you do...

Author: Vanessa Shealy
When former child star Angela L. Wilcox tells one teensy fib, it goes viral; the coverup spins her life, and the life of her son, out of control.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/7/2011

One-Act Plays and Performance Monologues

Author: Robin Rice
Two short comedies and two performance monologues about strong, fascinating women who have colored the world’s landscape from the 19th Century to the present.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
5 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/1/2015

One-act plays by Isaac Rathbone, Volume Two: Wecolme Back, Lloyd and other works

Author: Isaac Rathbone
Four short plays featuring works for duets, trios and more!
Content Advisory: Some one-acts contain sexual language.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
5 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 11/16/2015

Orbiting Astral Bodies

Author: Nathan Gregorski
When the Moon decides to leave Earth in search of something better, the lives of four people are upended as they struggle to seek their own meaning, reality, and purpose.
Content Advisory: Mild language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/19/2013

Oscar Tango-Bravo

Author: Ed Malin
A comic look at conspiracy theories and the people who believe in them, in light of 20th Century events like the Cuban Sandwich Crisis.
Content Advisory: Some sexual jokes
1 Act, 50 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/23/2014

Our Country

Author: Tony Asaro and Dan Collins
Outed, humiliated and abandoned by fans, Country Music sensation Tommy Dautry goes from darling to derelict overnight. But now, in a one-night-only engagement Tommy is back and ready to prove that gay or straight, left or right…it’s Our Country too!
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual language, adult themes
1 Act, 85 Minutes
0 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 3/7/2013

Our Kiki: A Gay Farce

Author: Seth Tucker
A gay and straight couple switch partners to fool Immigration.
Content Advisory: Same sex kissing.
2 Acts, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 12/10/2014

Out from Under It

Author: Susan Bernfield
Joanna thinks too much and works too much, and she's just starting to remedy her problem of dating too little, when she falls in the snow and doesn't wake up for three years; now that she’s tuned to an unfamiliar clock, recovery might take longer than expected.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 2/21/2012

Out of Focus

Author: Geralyn Cassidy
A New York actor works the background and speaks without speaking.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 5/6/2016

Out to Lunch

Author: Joseph Langham
An outrageous absurdist farce about two losers camping out in a restaurant that is quite possibly an allegory about apathy.
Content Advisory: Nudity
1 Act, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Panama

Author: Mike Folie
A man becomes so enraged when his doctor tells him he will die someday that he embarks with his wife on a manic cross-country crime spree, picking up some odd-ball characters along the way.
Content Advisory: Occasional strong language.
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 12/18/2013

Park Slope

Author: Michael Reyes
An urban professional drug dealer attempts to "de-gentrify" Park Slope after getting kicked out of his Food Coop.
Content Advisory: Explicit Material; Adult Situations; Strong Language; Nudity
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 4/23/2016

Pennysaver

Author: Nicholas Priore
Tommy has finally found Penny, and whether she likes it or not, he will never let her go.
Content Advisory: Strong language, brief violence
1 Act, 20 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016

Picture Incomplete, a one man musical

Author: Trent Armand Kendall
Feeling older, but not wiser, The Storyteller takes a journey of discovery told through multiple characters, monologues and original songs.
Content Advisory: Adult content, some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 12/10/2011

Ping Pong Diplomacy

Author: Joe Basque
Cold war American and Chinese lovers court their way through a cultural minefield of table tennis, translations and Tiananmen with funny and ultimately disastrous consequences.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/9/2012

Pink Knees on Pale Skin

Author: Derek Ahonen
A comedy about orgies gone wrong and a drama about marriage, regret, and family.
Content Advisory: Adult Language, Nudity
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 6/28/2012

Pink!

Author: Stacy Davidowitz
Left to their own devices, the 12 year-old campers of Bunk 14 navigate a strict social caste system with hilarious and increasingly terrifying results.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult themes. Recommended for audiences 16+
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 11/1/2011

Planting the Seed

Author: Little Black Dress INK's ONSTAGE Project
Winning collection of 10-minute plays and short monologues on the theme: Planting the Seed
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 120 Minutes
13 Females, 12 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 4/8/2015

Platonov! Platonov! Platonov!, or the Case of a Very Angry Duck

Author: Eric Michael Kochmer
A smart and hilarious Chekhov parody rooted in post-post-modernism and hip-hop.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 70 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 9/25/2013

Plays for Actors (Short Plays For Actor Training)

Author: David Dannenfelser
A complete, comprehensive, skill development and training-centered source of materials for use by Instructors and Students in the study of Introductory and Intermediate Acting.
Content Advisory: Some strong language and challenging ideas
1 Act
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/15/2014

Playwriting Lab at SUNY/Empire State College: Short Plays

Author: The Playwriting Lab at SUNY/Empire State College
Five short plays where threat takes a strange form.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 160 Minutes
11 Females, 14 Males, 10 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 11/2/2014

Please Lock Me Away

Author: Andrew R. Heinze
A 66 year-old woman takes revenge on two adolescent males who had cruelly and publicly humiliated her, but now that she has her teenage oppressors in her control, she doesn't know what to do with them.
Content Advisory: No nudity, but provocative content and language.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/23/2016

PN1923.45 LS01 volume 2 (the book play)

Author: Bixby Elliot
A lot happens in the sub-basement of the San Francisco Library; Jon is having problems with his boyfriend in the 1980’s, Madeline (the librarian) and Laurence are trapped in the 1950’s and Harry is freakin’ pissed ALL the time …who knew the Dewey Decimal System could be this fun!?!
Content Advisory: Strong language, Adult Situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 7/14/2011

Poop-A True Story

Author: Micheline Auger
When an actress is hired to be a piece of art, she gets more than she bargains for.
Content Advisory: Some strongish language and provocative anatomical metaphors.
3 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 5/5/2014

Possum Creek

Author: Andrea Alton
Naive young Civil War bride Beth Ann discovers the joys, heartbreaks and befuddlement of waiting at home for her soldier husband in Possum Creek, Ohio.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 50 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/20/2015

Post Punk Life

Author: Simon Fill
A successful feminist book editor with an explosive secret must move into a small apartment occupied by her two ex-boyfriends—an incisive comedy about the Post-Punk generation.
Content Advisory: Some strong language, that’s all
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 7/22/2014

Preacher Man

Author: Jesse LaVercombe
A man tied to an electric chair tells his audience what it feels like to lead a fulfilled life.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 20 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/10/2014

Pre-Existing Condition

Author: The Drafts
Seven 10 minute plays around the theme of pre-existing conditions.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexually suggestive language, urination on stage
1 Act, 70 Minutes
6 Females, 6 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/16/2014

Preparation Hex

Author: Bob Brader
Love is not the only ring of fire. This hemorrhoid tale and love story is monologist Bob Brader’s comic odyssey to get the girl and live to love her.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 2/12/2012

Presumed Retarded

Author: Ed Malin
This dark comedy explores the private lives of two World War II-era movie stars and their child, who has been hidden away in a mental asylum for most of her life.
Content Advisory: Dialogue about child abuse
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/13/2015

Prick

Author: Hal Ackerman
It's Tootsie but with prostate cancer instead of a dress.
Content Advisory: It involves loss of sexuality so yes it discusses sexuality.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/30/2011

Prince Trevor Amongst the Elephants

Author: Duncan Pflaster
In this Shakespeare-styled Ridiculous Fairy Tale Play, Prince Trevor trades places with his manservant Grumbelino in order to escape marriage to the evil Queen Bluebella and find his true love, Toby the Stable Boy.
Content Advisory: Nudity, Strong Language, Sexual Situations, Homosexuality
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 11/4/2011

Pucker Up and Blow

Author: Daniel Reitz
David, a young actor with only children's theatre credits, is making his Broadway debut in a play by New York's "most inflammatory” playwright—but it means nudity and performing a lewd sex act. What's more important? Dignity or career?
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language, explicit sexuality.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/4/2016

Pussy

Author: Maura Halloran
A lesbian couple whose love is on the rocks, their overly "curious" landlady and their cat… this love triangle is starting to get crowded.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 55 Minutes
4 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/2/2014

Q and Y: A Brief Comedy About Death

Author: Theresa Buchheister
They win and lose, fall in and out of love, make multiple mistakes and, in the end, they die - it is a rip-roaring comedy.
Content Advisory: Onstage "masturbation", a couple of swear words
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 11/26/2011

Quest of the Hero

Author: Michael Hagins
A young hero quests to save a princess, be a hero, and get laid.
Content Advisory: Some language, sexual content
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
7 Females, 13 Males, 6 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/11/2015

Quit the Road Jack

Author: Jerry Polner
When the son of a divorced and miserable couple of burnt-out ex-musicians runs away from home to join up with the immigrant worker rights movement, mom and dad are forced to travel across North America together to find their boy.
Content Advisory: A four-letter word is used once, sexual situations are referred to but not played, no nudity or repeated strong language.
1 Act, 105 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 5/12/2015

Quoth the Raven

Author: Dan Evans
Sparks fly when Edgar Allan Poe and his cantankerous pet raven collaborate on the poet's work.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 3/2/2015

Rabbit Island

Author: Chris Harcum
What more will it take for this verbose Canadian mime to become a Real New Yorker? "When life sucks as bad as your mental health, go to Rabbit Island."
Content Advisory: strong language and adult situations
1 Act, 70 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 6/6/2013

Raising Cane: A Family Portrait

Author: Stephen Cedars
A dark fight comedy about a family of in-breeds with a tradition of fight-to-the-death tournaments, and the overseer who is inspired by love to tear it all apart.
Content Advisory: Extreme violence, strong sexual language, incestuous themes
2 Acts, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 6 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/30/2012

Raw Stitch

Author: Jacqueline Goldfinger
A pub comedy for the enthusiastically inebriated and sexually active. In this series of wickedly comic monologues, eight women go on gloriously drunken quests to explore their sexual identities in search of the eternal orgasm of self-knowledge.
Content Advisory: Strong language, hilarious sexual content, admission of poultry molestation
1 Act, 60 Minutes
8 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/5/2012

Real Dead Ghosts

Author: Jonathan A. Goldberg
Graham and Amber are a young married couple who promise to spend their anniversary in a secluded cabin away from work, friends and other distractions. But disappointments, secrets and regrets bubble to the surface when they're haunted by past choices and future responsibilities. A modern day ghost story. Unfinished business kind of shit.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/25/2014

Real True Crime

Author: David Lee White
Maddie is a 40 year old divorced WaWa clerk (with a penchant for playing the lotto and reading true crime) who runs afoul of a masked hold-up man, an aging, drug addicted child star, a young punk rocker and a man in a penguin suit.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 85 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 5/24/2016

Reconciled Differences

Author: Richard Warren
A satiric comedy about contemporary family situations and sensibilities including a rebellious daughter who is running an XXX rated internet site from her bedroom.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 6/25/2014

Recovery

Author: Mark Jason Williams
An authentic and funny drama about people with cancer--and those trying to heal them--questioning the essential meaning of existence, dealing with the challenges of facing death, and discovering new, meaningful connections.
Content Advisory: Strong language, drug use
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/1/2012

Removal

Author: Ian W. Hill
An aging novelist has reached the end of words and is ready to be done with his work, but who finds that his words don't feel like ending and his work isn't done with him. On the day he announces his retirement, his fictions rise up against him and take over not only his work but his life.
Content Advisory: adult language
2 Acts, 123 Minutes
8 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/25/2012

Reproductive Freedom Festival Plays

Author: Reproductive Freedom Festival
30 writers share short original works recognizing and celebrating reproductive freedom, health, rights and justice, including comedic and dramatic plays, as well as poetry, spoken word, lyrics and essays, divided into sections on: Heroines, Next Generations, Conflicts, Body Politics, Discoveries, and What We Know, plus special sections on Ireland and song lyrics.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 130 Minutes
43 Females, 9 Males, 11 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/19/2016

Right Cross Rhapsody

Author: Todd Michael
Spoof of 1930's prizefight and backstage musical films.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 12/18/2013

Right on Target

Author: Gary Morgenstein
A bipartisan romantic comedy about an African American conservative – fired by PBS for what he claims are political reasons – and his liberal Jewish wife as they navigate sex, love and politics.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some sexual references
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

RINO

Author: Zack Calhoon
An original comedy, inspired by Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part One, about modern day presidential elections and the ideological war being waged within the Republican Party.
Content Advisory: Play contains strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/8/2012

Rising Sun Short Plays

Author: Rising Sun Performance Company
Three short plays involving unconventional couplings: a man and his just-released-from-a-mental-hospital wife; an older man and a teenage girl; and a woman, her boyfriend, and his id.
Content Advisory: Sexual situations, graphic violence
1 Act, 45 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 2/18/2016

Roberta!

Author: Natalie Menna
At the corner of hope and delusion, meet Roberta. Join her on her journey from reality to unreality to projected reality and back again. There's no end to Roberta's fantasies and rants. Scary that there's a little bit of Roberta in all of us!
Content Advisory: N/A
1 Act, 25 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/10/2016

Romeo Chang

Author: Barbara Blumenthal-Ehrlich
Jen is pregnant and dying. She seeks out ancient healer Romeo Chang to help her stay alive long enough to have her baby, but he’s got problems of his own. The clock’s ticking but the chi’s not flowing. Can Romeo pull off one more miracle?
Content Advisory: Some swearing
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/29/2014

Russian Romance

Author: Murphy Guyer
Nothing is what it seems to be in this two-act comedy about what happens when the Russia of poetic imagination collides with the more prosaic Russia of reality.
Content Advisory: There is some strong language but it's all in Russian
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 4/18/2012

SACREBLEU!

Author: Nicholas Priore
After one hell of an awful night in Montmartre, Zach returns to his hostel with a garbage bag around his waist, appealing to the mercy of the front desk clerk, who will not let him in without a room key, which is in Zach’s pocket, which is in his pants, which are somewhere on the streets of Paris, so he must relay his story in order to convince the clerk to let him upstairs before his friends come down and see him like that.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, obscenities, suggestive situations
1 Act, 30 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016

Saint Arlecchino

Author: Lynn Berg
A comic portrayal of religion and the Catholic Church through the wringer of commedia del arte.
Content Advisory: Adult situations, language and humor
1 Act, 90 Minutes
6 Females, 11 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 6/29/2011

Saint Thea: A One-Act Play in Two Acts

Author: DT Arcieri
A seventeen year-old boy learns the bizarre truth of his ancestry through the disparate memories of his wacky family members. Alternatively hilarious and heartbreaking, this exciting new play has razor-sharp dialogue that explores the themes of memory, family and truth in ways that are remarkably fresh.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 70 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/11/2014

Salamander Starts Over

Author: Armando Merlo
When a derelict teenager is sent to Prep School by his parents, he encounters a cast of oddball teachers, students and coaches and is given a gift by his greatest mentor of all.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 13 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/15/2012

Salvation

Author: James McLindon
A story of fathers and sons, death, forgiveness and a Barcalounger.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 5/2/2016

Salve Regina: A Coming Of GAY Story

Author: Javier Rivera
Born in Puerto Rico to an ultra-religious mother and a domineering father is not easy, especially when it’s likely you are a big Queen...thank God for Madonna.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/12/2015

SCHOOLED

Author: Lisa Lewis
Two university students vie for a competitive grant from their roguish professor in a taut threesome that tests their romantic relationship and their ethics.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/27/2015

Scrambled Eggs

Author: Templeton Moss
Sally and Nathan are two strangers who have just been dumped by their long-term partners and who now must recover in order to find their way to happiness...and each other.
Content Advisory: Brief language, some sexual content
1 Act, 65 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 4/24/2013

Sea of Love

Author: Trav S.D.
A watery fantasia inspired by the Coney Island Mermaid Parade in which an ordinary date becomes inundated with visits from mermaids, pirates, and eventually the Great God Poseidon.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 45 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 1/5/2013

Sense

Author: Tamara Rose
Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Margaret Fuller all haunt the shoreline of Walden Pond while the audience is invited to swim across.
Content Advisory: Suitable for all ages. However, sensitive ears who are unprepared for historical references should be warned away.
1 Act, 45 Minutes
7 Females, 3 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 8/5/2014

Seven Lepcio Shorts

Author: Andrea Lepcio
Seven 10 minute plays by Andrea Lepcio produced from 2001 through 2011.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 70 Minutes
11 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 8/28/2013

Shifting Gears

Author: Richard Warren
During the summer of 1961, a domineering father tries to enforce his expectations on his college-age daughter and young married son as they struggle to assert their independence.
Content Advisory: None
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 6/23/2013

Shooting Abe

Author: Charles Gershman
When Abe bursts into his brother Shlomi's apartment during a nude photo shoot, his desire to reason with Shlomi results in something unexpected and life-changing.
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language, a gunshot.
1 Act, 50 Minutes
0 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 3/3/2014

Short Plays by Sheri Wilner, Volume One: Duets

Author: Sheri Wilner
These ten-minute "duets" tell funny yet poignant tales about finding connection in the unlikeliest places, giving voice to our deepest fears and the joy of discovering someone who sings the same song as you.
Content Advisory: Some plays contain adult language. If there are any words that prohibit your theatre or school from performing the play, please contact the author for possible word substitutions.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
7 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 1/8/2014

Short Plays by Sheri Wilner, Volume Two: Trios and Large Casts

Author: Sheri Wilner
Five funny yet poignant one-act plays ranging in length from 10-60 minutes and featuring fledgling superheroes, an interfering flight attendant, and even the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Content Advisory: Some plays contain adult language. If there are any words that prohibit your theatre or school from performing the play, please contact the author for possible word substitutions.
1 Act, 130 Minutes
11 Females, 7 Males, 5 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 1/8/2014

Single Action Shotgun

Author: Mike Gorman
A beloved New England swamp is threatened by a real-estate developer from Poughkeepsie, NY, inspiring a new-found harmony in a local community through the resurrection of an ancient Indian myth.
Content Advisory: A few profane words, sexual references. Realistic, comedic context
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 5/17/2014

Sinners on a Southbound Bus

Author: Ben Holbrook
Set during a late night bus ride on a warm, misty Alabama night, this is a dramatic/comedic meditation on fear, morality, and the ghosts we leave behind.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Violent Situations
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/3/2016

Sister Sister

Author: Barbara Blumenthal-Ehrlich
For Dirdra and Janice, Mom’s dead and it’s a great day. There’s going to be a celebration, and hopefully nothing will go flying out the window – including one of them. A viciously comic and tense fifteen-year reunion between two sisters on the day of their mother’s unforgettable death.
Content Advisory: Some curse words
1 Act, 85 Minutes
2 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/26/2013

Sisters Grimm: Fables for the Stage

Author: Bricken Sparacino and Amy E. Witting
Fractured fairy tales ABOUT life on the wicked stage!
Content Advisory: Bedroom farce sexy scenes, some language and innuendos
1 Act, 55 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/21/2013

Six Plays About Hope

Author: The Drafts
Six short plays on the theme "about hope".
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexually suggestive language, violence
1 Act, 60 Minutes
8 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/15/2014

Skin Deep

Author: Rich Orloff
When a couple from Ohio inherit a clothing-optional resort in Key West, Florida, they discover parts of themselves never before exposed. Skin Deep is a light comedy with depth, and a sex comedy with more than sex on its mind.
Content Advisory: Adult language (double-entendres, etc.) and farcical sexual situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 3/10/2012

Sleep At Your Own Risk

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
A one-man comedy about a man struggling through the insanity of sleepwalking.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 50 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/16/2012

Slice of Life

Author: Donna Hoke
Beginning with teens and ending with octogenarians, these eight plays present contemporary scenarios for each decade of life.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 1/8/2015

Slippery as Sin

Author: David Lee White
Detective Dorrington is the Glenn Beck of 1930’s New York. Trapped with several formerly wealthy Manhattanites in a Long Island mansion during a thunderstorm, Dorrington vows to convince everyone that they are under attack from a sinister communist named Diabolicus and he is willing to go to any lengths to prove he is right.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 8/26/2015

Slouch

Author: B. Walker Sampson
A metaphysical dramedy in which 3 thirty-something roommates struggle with job and relationship failures, the isolation of urban life, and an unfortunate habit of comparing their lives to their very successful friend (who may be dropping by soon).
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 10/2/2015

Small Talk

Author: Nicholas Priore
Gary just wants to be left alone, and Clarence just wants to talk.
Content Advisory: strong language
1 Act, 31 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/6/2016

Smoker

Author: Bob Brader
Award-Winning monologist Bob Brader realizes all the complex connections he has through smoking: how it helped him through a turbulent childhood and loveless relationships, how it created jobs and opportunities and community, and one particular connection too precious to let go.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations
1 Act, 80 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 2/25/2016

Snakes I Have Known

Author: Molly Montgomery
There are all kinds of snakes in Molly’s life. Some of them are reptiles; most of them are Texans. From DFW to JFK, this is her story.
Content Advisory: Minimal strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
9 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/26/2013

Snap

Author: Richard Warren
A contemporary off-beat exploration of the insidious nature of bullying, its emotional and sometimes violent consequences, and the need to move on.
Content Advisory: Minimal adult content and violence
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 3/29/2012

Sneaky Johnny

Author: Nicholas Priore
When a recently deceased studio head leaves all of his estate to the church instead of his son, Caleb, and wife, Nicole, they hatch a plan to change his will by having the butler, Gianni, pose as the old man.
Content Advisory: Sexual content, drug use, consistent obscenity, brief but graphic nudity
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/4/2016

Snow White Zombie: Apocalypse

Author: Brenton Lengel
Snow White Awakens to Prince Charming's Kiss, 28 Days after the Zombie Apocalypse; Blood, Sex, Kung-fu, and gender politics to follow.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Stage violence, Adult situations and innuendo
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/4/2012

Solemn Mockeries

Author: Rick Creese
"Solemn Mockeries" tells the true story of William-Henry Ireland, the teenager who tried to win his father's love by forging "Shakespearean" papers including a tragedy called VORTIGERN. And when the forged play is staged at Drury Lane with the finest actors of the day, what could possibly go wrong?"
Content Advisory: A few mild sexual allusions.
2 Acts, 72 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/27/2014

Some Kind of Pink Breakfast

Author: Chris Harcum
Chris Harcum turns his life in high school into a John Hughes' movie, peppered with '80s references, in this bittersweet solo comedy.
Content Advisory: Adult language and strong content. '80s references
1 Act, 60 Minutes
7 Females, 22 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Some Unfortunate Hour

Author: Kelly McAllister
A guy, let’s call him Mad Tom, walks into a bar after signing his divorce papers, and promptly loses his mind- aided and abetted by a beautiful woman named Charity and a smart ass bar tender named Janus .
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Someone's Knocking

Author: Rich Orloff
A woman afraid of “out there” finds that her view of life changes when Opportunity knocks on the door – literally!
Content Advisory: Just a few risqué jokes. (There is also a high school version.)
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1994
Date Added: 7/20/2014

Songs of Love: A Theatrical Mixtape

Author: Nat Cassidy
A series of short plays—some comedic, some dramatic, all twisted—about the insanities of romantic love, each complemented by an original love song performed live onstage by a musician.
Content Advisory: Very strong language, lots of sexual situations
1 Act, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2012

Sousepaw: ‘A Baseball Story’

Author: Jonathan A. Goldberg
Famed pitcher Rube Waddell has one last shot to make a big comeback, so he hires the Reptile Girl from the circus to keep him company -- and sober. This heartbreaking play explores their long night of broken promises, secrets, and past regrets.
Content Advisory: Adult language, brief nudity, adult situations
2 Acts, 70 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 9/21/2015

Southern Gothic Novel: The Aberdeen, Mississippi Sex-Slave Incident

Author: Frank Blocker
A solo play about a fictional book that feels like a movie: Viola Haygood chases her newest unavailable love amid town panic, disappearing young women and an FBI investigation.
Content Advisory: Some strong language, but the "f" word can be removed. Some strong content and situations, but nothing worse than network TV.
1 Act, 65 Minutes
5 Females, 11 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 5/9/2013

Spacemen from Space!

Author: Ian W. Hill
A loving pastiche of 1930s-40s b-movie serials that combines as many elements as possible of that straight-faced, sincerely-played genre into one big mashup of fast-moving fun — a single play made up of 6 episodes played one right after another (with cliffhanger endings, of course).
Content Advisory: no warnings - very innocent show
2 Acts, 180 Minutes
5 Females, 16 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/4/2012

Speaking to the Dead

Author: Sharon Fogarty
Upon learning of her father’s death, Grace Todd becomes obsessed with a collection of suicide notes whose study eventually enables her to speak with dead people on the game show, “Let’s Play Dead.”
Content Advisory: Contains adult themes, only medium strong language, okay for TV
1 Act, 70 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 8/6/2011

Stabilized Not Controlled

Author: Frank Blocker
Dark comedy about a murderous New York City landlord who goes to war with rent-stabilzed tenants: a septuagenarian sex addict, a Log Cabin-accountant, an aging stoner, The Fake English actress, and homeless squatter Jackie O.
Content Advisory: Adult content and themes. Language is important to the New York locale. Situations include frank sexual discussions and substance abuse
1 Act, 70 Minutes
4 Females, 13 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 5/9/2013

Stale Magnolias

Author: Sean Owens
Six ladies in the hot, dry town of Rectal, Texas, share their dreams and confront enemies, new and old, in the Last Chance Salon, when they are forced together by Fate-- and a tainted water supply.
Content Advisory: There is some adult humor, most noticeably drag. (If this does not offend your child, he or she is probably a fairly well adjusted adult-in-training.)
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
6 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 2/7/2012

Standard Aptitude

Author: Sam Byron
Four years after he was caught and publicly ostracized for taking the SATs for other students at his high school, Zach Citron tries to rekindle his sense of hope when his childhood friend Becca returns from college wanting to make amends.
Content Advisory: Strong language, drug and alcohol use.
90 Acts, 1 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/28/2014

Standards of Decency Series 1

Author: Blue Coyote Theater Group
Seven short plays that explore what it means (or what it takes) to offend, to be obscene, and/or to be transgressive.
Content Advisory: All of the plays were required to include nudity, blasphemy, and/or violence; all contain strong language and adult material.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
11 Females, 12 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 1/9/2013

Standards of Decency Series 2: Blue Coyote's Happy Endings

Author: Blue Coyote Theater Group
A collection of six short plays about the lives of sex workers.
Content Advisory: All of the plays are about sex workers; lots of frank talk and language.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 11 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 1/9/2013

Standards of Decency Series 3: 300 Vaginas Before Breakfast

Author: Blue Coyote Theater Group
A program of eight short plays that explore how the internet has changed the nature of pornography and sex.
Content Advisory: All of the plays are about sex and feature frank language and situations.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
11 Females, 12 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/10/2013

Standbys

Author: Alex Riad
Two executives who used to be close friends, but who despise each other now, are forced to confront the moment when it all went wrong, while they fight through a blizzard to get home for Christmas.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some heavy drinking, and minor sexual content.
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/2/2014

Stealing Sam

Author: Steven Gallagher
Sam and Jimmy have been best friends for more than twenty five years and they are supposed to be facing “gay middle age” together. When Sam dies, it’s up to Jimmy to plan their final picnic together.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Adult Themes.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 2/13/2015

Still Life

Author: Barbara Blumenthal-Ehrlich
In the wake of a subway bombing in an unnamed city, three people become inextricably linked when a young woman goes missing -- her mother, her husband, and a mysterious 20-something photographer documenting the way we adjust to life and loss in a terrorist age. A darkly comic exploration of shared grief.
Content Advisory: Strong Language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 4/24/2016

Still Life with Parrot & Monkey

Author: Paula Cizmar
A comedy about consciousness and connection. A romantic but emotionally detached young woman goes off in search of meaning and instead encounters a downtown painter and an offbeat housewife who can’t stop channeling Frida Kahlo.
Content Advisory: Strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
4 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/6/2014

Still Not

Author: Harrison Bryan
An honest, comedic, skewed-romantic exploration into the traps of waiting for love...and the fear that it may never come.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/2/2016

Stitched

Author: Warren Hoffman
June 2009: Michael Jackson is dead and sisters Mei and Qiao work all day in a factory in Dongguan, China sewing clothes that they will never wear. Thousands of miles away in Berkeley, California, the Charles family just wants to lead decent lives, but their shopping habits seem to be getting the best of them. Two families connected by a pop icon, dreams of a better life, and a single shirt that stitches their lives together.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/31/2014

Straight Faced Lies

Author: Mark Jason Williams
At the Ryans' Thanksgiving celebration, there's nothing to fear but family itself.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations
1 Act, 85 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/24/2013

Straight Talk

Author: Jeff McMahon
Debased and aggressive contemporary language and attitudes, with unexpected leaps into elevated speech and longing vulnerability examines the desires of young Americans.
Content Advisory: vulgar language and sexual situations not appropriate for pre-teen audiences
1 Act, 70 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 4/24/2012

Strange Rain

Author: Lynda Crawford
The play follows two reporters as they try to unravel the mystery of a prolonged rain with the aid of lesbian psychics, comic meteorologists, a street-kid poet, and a mysterious man who talks of secret experiments in the desert, all leading back decades to the real-life experiments of Wilhelm Reich in the 1950s.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 100 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/21/2013

Strangers

Author: Edward Einhorn
A man and a woman are in what seems to be a waiting room. Is it a doctor's waiting room? If so, what's wrong?
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 25 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 1/3/2012

Styrofoam

Author: Kevin Doyle
A young, wealthy New York power couple read the Sunday edition of The New York Times as their new apartment fills up with styrofoam.
Content Advisory: Strong language, graphic scene, partial nudity.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 12/24/2015

Sugarbaby

Author: Frank Cwiklik
A 17-year-old girl in love with Americana runs away from home with her best friend Jesus and becomes a media sensation and a hero to both the left and the right in this caustic, patriotic, outlandish road comedy.
Content Advisory: Very strong language
2 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 12/27/2011

Sulphurwood

Author: Nathaniel Kressen
A group of old friends, a challenge that divides them, a mountainside smelling of brimstone.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/14/2014

Summer, Deepening Then Gone

Author: Tom X. Chao
As a callow poet celebrates what should be the greatest night of his career, a magic whistle summons him, and he discovers that an offhand promise made to a young girl years ago inextricably compels him to kill.
Content Advisory: Strong language, depiction of brief drug use, and mild discussion of sexual topics.
1 Act, 55 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 5/22/2016

Survivor: Vietnam

Author: Rob Reese
This ripe, ribald parody of reality television puts a group of eager contestants in the middle of the War in Vietnam, where they vie for a $1 million grand prize, if they survive.
Content Advisory: Includes obscenity, profanity, profundity, progeny, and pigeons
1 Act, 80 Minutes
6 Females, 3 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 12/5/2011

Swimming with Whales

Author: Bob Bartlett
While visiting his family's secluded cottage on the lower Outer Banks of North Carolina, Owen, a typically urban fifteen-year-old boy, and his fisherman father clash until an unlikely and healing communion with an injured whale awakens in Owen a forgotten boyhood and connection with the sea.
Content Advisory: colorful language, gay themes
1 Act, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/26/2013

Tarragona

Author: Gary Giovannetti
An office drone in New York receives an e-mail from a mysterious woman in Tarragona, Spain and embarks on a life-changing adventure.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 12/15/2013

Tea in the Afternoon

Author: Vanessa Shealy
To unearth family secrets, Elizabeth seeks out her feisty great aunt, Bes, but what she discovers is a strange sisterhood that will never be forgotten.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 7/23/2013

Test-Do you really want to know? Are you positive? (M/W)

Author: Cheryl King
Three couples take the new at-home HIV test -- they are a gay man and a straight woman who had sex once 10 years ago; a guy and his girlfriend who seems a bit "testy" about their relationship; and a mature couple who put off being sexual until they know.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 30 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 4/29/2013

That's All I Got

Author: Addie Walsh
Addie lets it all hang out as she offers up her wacky journey to be creative and start anew as a divorced baby boomer and retired soap opera writer with an empty nest, too much time on her hands and too many poodles…still haunted by her twilighty-zoned-out dysfunctional family.
Content Advisory: Some strong language and curse words
1 Act, 25 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/13/2015

The Addicts

Author: Ed Malin
A dark comedy about why people make serial, radical life changes, and how the global version of this intimately relates to the personal.
Content Advisory: Sexually explicit language and situations, partial nudity
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 4/15/2015

The Adventure of Barry Sachs

Author: Ed Malin
In a Midwestern town, Private Detective Barry Sachs solves a murder related to hypnosis.
Content Advisory: There are some verbal references to alternative sexuality.
1 Act, 25 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/5/2013

The Adventures of Nervous-Boy

Author: James Comtois
A dark comedy/horror about a young man living in a grotesque nightmarish version of New York City who desperately needs a night on the town to keep his sanity in tact.
Content Advisory: Violence, strong language. Recommended for adults only
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 10/8/2011

The A-is-for-Abortion Play

Author: Cassandra Hume
5 women, 15 characters explore the personal, dark and often comedic stories behind abortion and choice through a series of personal narratives and surreal fantasies.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/17/2013

The Ask, Dream Tim, Backfire & One Night Stand

Author: David Lee White
Four, two-character comedies about sex, unrequited love and asking strangers for money.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 65 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 3/25/2013

The Asphalt Christmas

Author: Todd Michael
Veda Munson, a "possessed" teenager at St. Celestine's convent school circa 1950, creates havoc on students, a handyman, two nuns, a priest and her long lost burlesque queen mother, on the verge of the St. Celestine's annual Christmas pageant.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual innuendo
1 Act, 80 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 12/9/2013

The Austerity of Hope

Author: Dan Fingerman
This play exposes the interpersonal dynamics of a group of gay friends in Astoria Queens and the issues they and young adults across the country confronted during the 2008 election of Barack Obama – relationships, careers, finances and sex.
Content Advisory: Contains sexual situations and discussions as well as adult language and partial nudity
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
2 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/4/2013

The Bad and The Better

Author: Derek Ahonen
A detective noir that deals with contemporary issues.
Content Advisory: There is adult content in this play. Strong language. No nudity. Lots of adult themes such as personal misery.
2 Acts, 140 Minutes
9 Females, 17 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/24/2013

The Ballad of Johnny 5 Star

Author: David Haupstchein and David Vlcek
Suspicious that his wife is having an affair with rock ‘n’ roll wannabe Johnny 5 Star, "Limo Kip" employs a private eye whose investigations unleash a chain of events that force Kip to stare down his own inner self.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 6/15/2014

The Bark & the Tree

Author: Vivian Nesbitt
With moments of discovery and surrender juxtaposing against the frequently laugh-out-loud comedy of human nature, this one-woman play is about connection and transformation.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 55 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 2/10/2014

The Big Picture

Author: Rew David Greer
Junior Muffin has been smothered by his parents his entire life, so when his house is robbed and he accidentally kills his grandma, he spirals into depression and searches for meaning in a meaningless world.
Content Advisory: Sexual situations, some profane language, drug use
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 12/15/2013

The Blue Djinn

Author: Tom Rowan
Sometimes a one-night stand can make all your dreams come true. Or can he?
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual innuendo.
1 Act, 30 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 7/17/2014

The Braggart of Bourbon St.

Author: Kevin P. Joyce
An American commedia about Mardi Gras and the Freedom of Speech.
Content Advisory: Adult themes, some strong language, partial nudity, alcohol usage
5 Acts, 160 Minutes
7 Females, 7 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/7/2016

The Bromantic Comedies

Author: Erin Mallon
Six short plays written for twelve dudes by one chick.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
1 Act, 70 Minutes
0 Females, 12 Males, 10 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 9/30/2014

The Brothers Marx

Author: Lenny Schwartz
A play about the famous Marx Brothers...As told by the famous Marx Brothers!
Content Advisory: Good for all ages!
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
8 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 10/24/2012

The Butterfield Tones

Author: Robert Attenweiler
The Butterfield Tones expected their first tour to bring them fame and fortune, but what it brought them was thin crowds, Ike’s aggressive womanizing and Tina’s insistence that when she sings she is visited by the ghost of a masked professional wrestler, who, she’s convinced, has come to save her.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 30 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 2/12/2012

The Cheaters Club

Author: Derek Ahonen
A horror story of both real and imaginary ghosts.
Content Advisory: There is adult content in this play. Strong language.
2 Acts, 135 Minutes
10 Females, 11 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 12/13/2014

The Chess Lesson

Author: Sari Caine
Three drastically different parents arrive to take a chess class with their children’s teacher and despite everyone’s best intentions, the adults devolve into children, the class slips out of control, and the teacher is one romance novel away from a nervous breakdown.
Content Advisory: One woman character appears in a bra, one male character undresses to his boxers. There is a small amount of strong language.
1 Act, 65 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/21/2013

The Clown Family Murders

Author: Jonas Oppenheim
Tully Gumshoe is a terrible private eye, desperate to crack a case involving a family of criminal clowns and a seedy circus.
Content Advisory: A few jokes with strong language.
1 Act, 85 Minutes
4 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 9/6/2014

The Color Brunette

Author: Ed Malin
Short comic scenes on the theme of color, both regarding racial discrimination and "difference" in general, and scientific discussion of optics.
Content Advisory: Some cursing and sexual situations
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/5/2013

The Compass Rose

Author: Ronan Noone
Tiffany and Donal meet for the first time since their roadtrip when they crossed America ten years earlier.
Content Advisory: Some swear words.
1 Act, 65 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/24/2013

The Concept Of Remainders

Author: Richard Martin Hirsch
A middle-aged couple deal with the insipid state of their 15-year marriage by creating a ten day agreement that allows either of them to have sex with other people.
Content Advisory: Content: not for children. Sexual situations, strong language
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 4/3/2013

The Conveniences of Modern Living

Author: Daniel Kelley and Emily Plumb
In the wake of losing their child, a married couple must decide where their future lies: Is it with a romantic talking dryer who dreams of her homeland of IKEA? An adventurous 10-year old boy who dreams of true love and basketball camp? Or with leaving behind the memories that still haunt their home?
Content Advisory: Light cursing, adult themes
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 7/2/2011

The Couple Next Door

Author: Donna Hoke
When suburbanites Sadie and Vance try to remedy their marriage by hooking up with the swinging-savvy Janet and Rich, all four find that nothing–even chocolate–is as simple as it seems.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual suggestion, sexually explicit language sexual situations
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/8/2015

The Death of Romance

Author: Adam R. Burnett
A romance novelist faces the potential of her own genius in the wake of killing off the characters from her lucrative series.
Content Advisory: Strong language, strong sexuality, some mild violence
3 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 6/19/2014

The Death Play...or What is Brad Doing in the Supply Room Closet?

Author: Sarah Congress
A typical workday turns surreal when admissions counselor Brad goes for copy toner and is greeted by Death, prompting an existential dilemma.
Content Advisory: Some strong language.
2 Acts, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 11/19/2015

The Deepest Play Ever

Author: Geoffrey Decas O'Donnell
In this epic Mother Courage satire we follow the antihero Mother LaMadre as she drags her wagon through the post-post-apocalyptic waste land of New Europe during World War V, battles zombies and journeys to rescue her son, Golden Calf, from the Underworld.
Content Advisory: Strong Elizabethan language, talk of sexual acts and prostitution
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
7 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 7/9/2011

The Dirty Talk

Author: Michael Puzzo
A contemporary comedy about two men stranded together in a New Jersey cabin on a stormy night.
Content Advisory: Contains strong language and adult themes
1 Act, 75 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 6/30/2011

The Doctor Is NOT In

Author: Nancy Redman
A sci-fi comedy exploring the hypocrisy of Hippocrates.
Content Advisory: Very little adult language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/17/2015

The Dorothy Building

Author: Trav S.D.
The comings and goings in a mysterious off-planet hotel where all of the inmates are women named Dorothy.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 30 Minutes
4 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 8/1/2012

The Double Murder Plays

Author: Scott Klavan
A group of provocative one-acts featuring a man and woman in myriad forms of love…and crimes of passion.
Content Advisory: Adult in nature. RITALIN, SCRAPBOOK and SOCKS contain some obscenities and/or sexual situations. DOUBLE MURDER, however, has no obscenities and has been performed by high and college groups.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 10/27/2011

The Draper's Eye

Author: Fengar Gael
In Spindles Fabric Shop in the Garment District of New York, women appear to be vanishing though folds that lead through unseen dimensions to a parallel universe.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 100 Minutes
5 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/14/2014

The Egg Play

Author: Candice Benge
A hilarious, heart-breaking, punch in the face.
Content Advisory: strong language, mature themes
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/13/2012

The Elf, The Bunny & The Big Xmas Blowup

Author: Joshua James
A disgruntled elf and an understudy reindeer are determined to blow up Christmas and only Wendi, a nine-year old girl and her friend the Easter Bunny can stop them from their diabolical plan.
Content Advisory: Despite the presence of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, this is not a play for young children and neither should there be children in the play. VERY STRONG LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS.
1 Act, 85 Minutes
2 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 2/26/2012

The Empress of Sex

Author: Duncan Pflaster
A woman in Ancient Greece, spurned in love, devotes herself to sex without love till her ex-lover tries to win her back.
Content Advisory: Nudity, Strong Language, Simulated Sex
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
7 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 5/24/2012

The Enchanted Maze

Author: Murphy Guyer
"What could be more terrifying than a labyrinth without a center?" C.K. Chesterton once asked. To which this playful absurdist comedy answers; "a labyrinth without a center populated with people who refuse to admit it."
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 8 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 6/23/2013

The End is the Beginning

Author: Simon Fill
An elegiac, death-haunted quartet of one-act plays where consolation steals up on the audience, almost imperceptibly.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 7/14/2014

The Eyes of Love

Author: Ken Wolf
The story of therapist Mark Ryan, who himself suffers from conversion hysteria and PTSD, who falls in love with one of his patients.
Content Advisory: Strong Language and talk about sexual abuse.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 7/5/2014

The Feast of the Flying Cow...and other stories of war

Author: Jeni Mahoney
Audrey, a socialite turned relief worker, finds herself in a war-torn nation awarding a free feast and celebrity-style photo shoot to the besieged family of Anya Andonov; trapped in a world that is as absurd, as it is brutal, Anya and Audrey struggle to salvage their feast as the world around them spirals into collapse.
Content Advisory: Adult situation (War)
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 10/9/2011

The Foreplay Play

Author: Mariah MacCarthy
A straight couple comes to a lesbian couple’s apartment for dinner, drinks, and a foursome. Things do not go as planned.
Content Advisory: Contains sexuality and strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 4/18/2012

The Foul Stench of Death

Author: Jonas Oppenheim
A film-noir spoof revolving around a cynical detective, a treacherous femme fatale, and a Hollywood dream.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 20 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 12/15/2015

The Further Adventures Of...

Author: Kathleen Warnock
Tune in as Maggie Day uncovers the story behind the story of a classic sci-fi series and follows its players from the ‘50s to the age of the internet, revealing secrets, lost loves, and things people couldn’t say then…or now.
Content Advisory: A few f*cks, fight scenes, same sex kissing.
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/10/2016

The God of This World

Author: Don Thompson
A New York City lawyer tries to convince his unemployed blogger daughter that her affair with an extra-terrestrial is a fantasy. Mayhem results. 
Content Advisory: strong language, adult situations
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 9/21/2016

The Good Adoptee

Author: Suzanne Bachner
Award-winning playwright Suzanne Bachner’s true story of the search for her birth parents in the face of New York State’s sealed records - once she opens Pandora’s Box, can she find a way to integrate her dual identities and still remain the Good Adoptee?
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 2/25/2016

The Grass is Greenest at the Houston Astrodome

Author: Michael Ross Albert
When a painter tears the artwork off the walls of a struggling independent gallery, the relationships between a group of emerging artists are also torn apart.
Content Advisory: Strong language, mature content
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/10/2014

The Great Escape

Author: Matthew Freeman
Things have changed since Henry last visited Mom; for starters, the décor is decidedly kitschier, and his sister Catherine decidedly creepier; and Mom has a new husband; and she’s locked herself upstairs.
Content Advisory: Things have changed since Henry last visited Mom. For starters, the décor is decidedly kitschier, and his sister Catherine decidedly creepier. And Mom has a new husband. And she’s locked herself upstairs.
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 9/6/2011

The Gurney

Author: David Hauptschein
Clifford’s brother Wesley has disappeared, and when Clifford enters Wesley’s apartment to investigate, he discovers that a bizarre woman, who speaks a strangely poetic, broken English, has moved in.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 5/10/2014

The House of Fitzcarraldo

Author: Buran Theatre Company
In 1979 Werner Herzog enlisted his megalomaniac best friend, Klaus Kinski, to help him drag a 300-ton steamship over a mountain in the Peruvian jungle.
Content Advisory: Nudity, strong language
1 Act, 70 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 3/15/2012

The HVAC Plays (Or, Adventures in Living Without Basic Necessities, Like Heat and Air Conditioning)

Author: Laura Pittenger
6 exasperated city-dwellers, 3 crappy apartments & 1 absentee landlord: when central air fails, hot and cold collide and culminate in acts of desperation.
Content Advisory: Strong language (which can be edited with permission from playwright)
2 Acts, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/3/2014

The Illusory Adventures of a Dreamer

Author: Michael Bradley
Inspired by Ibsen’s <em>Peer Gynt, The Illusory Adventures of a Dreamer</em> follows a young man on a journey of sexual identification
Content Advisory: In the FringeNYC production, the Troll scene featured the company in leather and fetish attire with little clothing.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/6/2016

The Infinite Regress of Human Vanity

Author: Murphy Guyer
This comedy within a comedy within a comedy satirizes the contemporary theater and simultaneously illustrates the larger point that avoiding or transcending self-interest is logically and psychologically impossible.
Content Advisory: occasional strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 4/12/2012

The Insidious Impact of Anton

Author: David Hilder
A romantic comedy with something on its mind.
Content Advisory: Contains strong language and suggested adult sexuality
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/28/2011

The Invention of the Living Room

Author: Andrew R. Heinze
What happens when a racially mixed Jewish family invents the modern suburb in 1946?
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/21/2016

The Lady Drug Dealer and the Heist

Author: Temar Underwood
Three incompetent dudes snort the coke they were supposed to sell, and devise a wacky plan to rob a bank.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Violence, Drug Use
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 10/7/2011

The Lady Was a Gentleman

Author: Barbara Kahn
A “docu-comedy” about nineteenth-century lesbian actress Charlotte Cushman, a worldwide celebrity known for playing male roles, on the eve of her opening as Romeo in St. Louis, MO in 1858.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
6 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 3/9/2014

The Last

Author: Warren Hoffman
Rosa Schwartzman is the world's last Holocaust survivor who is forced against her will to go on a worldwide Holocaust awareness tour where selling "Never Again" tshirts becomes more important than remembering what happened to 6 million Jews during WWII.
Content Advisory:
3 Acts, 135 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 11/10/2013

The Legal Secretary

Author: Sarah Congress
When twenty-two-year-old Rachel gets a job as a legal secretary at a big law firm she quickly learns that all that glitters isn't always gold.
Content Advisory: some strong language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/11/2016

The Living Methuselah

Author: Edward Einhorn
The oldest living man survives every disaster in human history, with the help of his wife Serach, the oldest living woman, but when a doctor tells him he will only live until the end of the play, will this be his final curtain?
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 80 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 1/31/2014

The Living Room

Author: Jenny Vallancourt
A scientist discovers how to transport a person's essence into furniture, which results in some problematic relationship drama.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/6/2014

The Man Stanley

Author: Ken Kaissar
A comedy about the function of faith in contemporary society.
Content Advisory: Some adult language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/21/2013

The Man Who Ate Michael Rockefeller

Author: Jeff Cohen
In 1961, Michael Rockefeller, son of New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller, disappeared among the cannibal Asmat tribe of Papua New Guinea; this is the story of what might have happened, as told by the Asmat.
Content Advisory: Adult themes and adult content. Some profanity. Simulated sex
1 Act, 65 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males, 6 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/13/2011

The Man Who Saw Snoopy

Author: Lenny Schwartz
A bio play about the creator of the comic strip "Peanuts," Charles Schulz.
Content Advisory: 12 and up
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
8 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 11/2/2014

The Men's Room

Author: Joshua James
Seth's getting married, Ray's pissed off, and George is on the hard stuff, Todd's worried about a funny vibe he's getting from another guy and Bill and Bob just want to get laid ...
Content Advisory: Strong language, nudity, overall raunchiness
1 Act, 95 Minutes
0 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 2/24/2012

The Mission

Author: Joe Godfrey
A comedy in which four extra-terrestrials arrive in a suburban bed room on a mission to discover how humans reproduce.
Content Advisory: No strong language, but "adult" in that human sexuality is discussed in a clinical way..
1 Act, 16 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/25/2015

The Moon in the Man

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
A romantic comedy about a young man who falls wildly in love with a man, only to have his mother move in with him.
Content Advisory: Sexual language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 2/25/2012

The Most Wonderful Love

Author: Matthew Freeman
When Mother and Father celebrate their long and happy marriage with an unprecedented ceremonial unwedding, their friends and relations gather from all over to feast on the spoils; get ready for this sprawling satire on contemporary marriage and American fundamentalism.
Content Advisory: Adult Themes, Strong Language
3 Acts, 150 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 9/6/2011

The Mother of God Visits Hell

Author: Daniel Guyton
The Virgin Mary travels to hell to comfort the souls in torment - much to God's dismay; when she pleads with God to forgive all the souls, regardless of their sins, it leads to a war between heaven and hell, with all of our souls in the balance.
Content Advisory: Extremely mild innuendo. Some violence. PG-13.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 20 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 5/26/2015

The Mother Ship

Author: Jonas Oppenheim
Trevor and Penelope want a baby more than anything, but when their new water heater becomes a portal into another dimension, they find themselves on a space adventure to save all life on Earth—and their marriage.
Content Advisory: Sex farce with anatomical themes.
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/12/2014

The Navigator

Author: Eddie Antar
The story of a man, down on his luck due to decisions that have gone wrong, whose car navigator begins to give him the right decision to everything in his life.
Content Advisory: There is a lot of adult language. The F word is used frequently. But none of the language is sexual in nature. It’s always out of frustration
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 1/29/2012

The Next Best Thing

Author: Antonio Sacre
The solo performer tells about his delight and ecstasy at finding his perfect woman when both were working in a Chicago Theatre.
Content Advisory: strong language and adult situations, including strong sexual language
1 Act, 80 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/26/2013

The Nightmare 'Dream'

Author: Neal J. Freeman
Stoker’s Dracula collides with A Midsummer Night’s Dream in a puckishly ‘biting’ woodland mashup where no ruffled neck is safe.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 55 Minutes
5 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 2/8/2015

The On Being Series

Author: David Dannenfelser
A semi-serious look at three states of being in the tradition of famous psychologist, Carl Rogers.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1989
Date Added: 1/18/2012

The Other Day

Author: Mark Jason Williams
A tender, funny and honest journey through insecurities, addiction, betrayal, love, and loss that examines the complexities of intimate relationships, both gay and straight.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations (no nudity), drug references
1 Act, 100 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 5/24/2012

The Persecution of Arnold Petch

Author: David Hauptschein
The central character of this drama is a man with an extraordinary persecution complex, whose worst fears, paradoxically, may in fact be coming true.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 135 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 6/11/2014

The Piano Store Plays

Author: John Clancy
Four short plays from the beginning of the playwright's career.
Content Advisory: Some strong language in two of the plays.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1991
Date Added: 1/23/2012

The Pied Pipers of the Lower East Side

Author: Derek Ahonen
A celebration of love and the search for human grandness—and what happens when bohemian paradise begins to crumble.
Content Advisory: Adult Language, Nudity
3 Acts, 165 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 1/16/2012

The Pink Unicorn

Author: Elise Forier Edie
A Christian widow must choose sides in her conservative Texas town, after her teenage daughter announces she is "gender queer" and starting a chapter of the Gay and Straight Alliance at the local high school.
Content Advisory: A few curse words
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/28/2014

The Playactor

Author: David Hauptschein
A twisted, comic drama about the first face-to-face encounter between Charlie, a pathological liar, and Margo, an ingenuous young woman with whom he has become enmeshed in a passionate internet romance.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 4/14/2014

The Plot

Author: William LoCasto
A comic murder mystery involving a pair of playwrights, a theatrical agent, a dog named Poopsie, and some poison.
Content Advisory: NA
0 Acts
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 10/1/2013

The Power of Birds

Author: Robin Rice
When Zoe’s mother relocates twin siblings to a different state, Zoe builds a treehouse and kidnaps her grandmother in a plan she hopes will help her beloved father locate her.
Content Advisory: Suitable for all ages
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 6/13/2014

The Princemaker

Author: Robert Gelberg
Leslie "Les" Moore, a teenaged one-percenter and heir to a massive fortune, decides to personally bankroll the Presidential campaign of down-home 35-year-old Congressman George Lee; what starts as a strategic political partnership quickly devolves into something far more sinister when Les realizes he'd rather be on the stage than behind it.
Content Advisory: Strong language, drug/alcohol use, mild violence
1 Act, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 9/30/2016

The Reckoning of Kit and Little Boots

Author: Nat Cassidy
As he lies dying of a stab wound to the face, Elizabethan playwright Christopher Marlowe’s life flashes before his eyes (or rather, eye); his host for this journey is his own personal Mephistopheles, the character about whom he never got to write: the insane Roman emperor, Caligula.
Content Advisory: Very strong language, sexual images, some graphic violence, blasphemy galore
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 10/17/2011

The Rise and Fall of Miles and Milo

Author: Sara Farrington
Miles and Milo are the two greatest, most multi-talented, visionary artists in the entire world; that's why they don't get any grant money from The Sunshine Foundation for the Arts--- they're convinced the Foundation is holding them down to keep the world mediocre. But when Miles and Milo do get a Sunshine Foundation grant, they squander it all and become NPR-listening drones.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 6/18/2011

The Rope in Your Hands

Author: Siobhan O'Loughlin
Thirteen survivors tell their stories of life in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
Content Advisory: Explicit Language.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/10/2015

The Rufus Equation

Author: Ted Cubbin
Professor Bert Rufus invents a secret, breakthrough device that will shock the world - and also might get him a date.
Content Advisory:
2 Acts, 95 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/31/2013

The Sacred Cow Slaughterhouse

Author: Meron Langsner
A collection of parodies of major plays and pop-culture moments.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
7 Females, 8 Males, 6 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 11/14/2013

The Screenwriter Dies Of His Own Free Will

Author: Jim Shankman
A dying screenwriter tries to overcome the indignities of his illness to pitch his oldest friend one last screenplay that reeks of ART.
Content Advisory: Profane language.
1 Act, 40 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 10/17/2015

The Second Tosca

Author: Tom Rowan
Set during rehearsals for Puccini's Tosca, this witty, sexy play is a fascinating inside view into a rarefied world: the backstage of an opera house.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations and dialogue
2 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 9/5/2012

The Seventh Son

Author: Stephen Kaplan
A Curse, a Kingdom without laughter, a Princess who likes to run, a Prince who likes to read, and only the seventh son of the seventh son can make things right. But will he come in time?
Content Advisory: Two boys kiss on stage...adult content for some.
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
14 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/8/2015

The Short Fall

Author: David Caudle
A hilarious look at America’s obsession with fame at any cost, via the mad adventures of a middle-class housewife.
Content Advisory: Some mild language, innuendoes, a brief, suggested sexual act
1 Act, 105 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/16/2012

The Six Basic Rules

Author: Mara Lathrop
Marriage can be hell unless you know the six basic rules. Please join newlyweds James & Louise Pettigrew as they spend the rest of their lives figuring out the rules and attempting to achieve marital bliss.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 110 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2000
Date Added: 1/25/2012

The Six Month Cure

Author: Lenny Schwartz
Kate, a woman with cancer falls in love with Mandy while on the road to the world’s biggest Comic book Convention.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 90 Minutes
7 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 5/24/2012

The Songs of Robert

Author: John Crutchfield
A folk musical for one performer with a motley cast of characters that tells the story of a lonely teenager growing up in the mountains of southern Appalachia.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 75 Minutes
4 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 7/5/2011

The Spin Cycle

Author: Jerrod Bogard
5 diverse short plays-- comedies and dramas-- about trying to make sense of a world in constant “spin”.
Content Advisory: A few instances of strong language
0 Acts, 100 Minutes
8 Females, 9 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 11/30/2012

The Starship Astrov

Author: Duncan Pflaster
A play written in the style of Anton Chekhov, set on a spaceship.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Sexual Situations, optional nudity
4 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/4/2011

The Straitjacket

Author: Dan Evans
The poet Emily Dickinson's lonely downcast spirit is revived in this lighthearted comedy by her encounter with a traveling woman magician and a dangerous con man/thief on the front porch of the Dickinson mansion in Amherst, Massachusetts, 1871.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 45 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 3/24/2015

The Strange Case of Grippo the Ape Man

Author: Trav S.D.
Two fly-by-night con artists exhibit a creature with a unique gift…and the power to turn the tables.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 1/5/2013

The Strategist, or: The Woman of Some Virtue, or: Before You Ever Heard of It

Author: Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson
A modern Restoration Comedy of Manners, in the style of THE MAN OF MODE or THE COUNTRY WIFE, only set in today's Brooklyn, with a cast of characters concerned with fashion, food, publicity, social media, social events, and, maybe, sex. The more things change...
Content Advisory: Some adult language
3 Acts, 150 Minutes
10 Females, 10 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 11/4/2013

The Stupid Economy

Author: Robert Lynn
Through the stories of seven women from all heights on the economic ladder, this hilarious show gets to the heart of the matter of what’s ailing our country, and touches on everything from the college experience to racism, refinancing, repossessions, politicians and magic dogs.
Content Advisory: 1 swear word
1 Act, 70 Minutes
7 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/24/2014

The Taint of Equality

Author: Duncan Pflaster
Adrian and Javier are a gay couple who don’t believe in marriage, but everyone assumes they’re married; when they realize they’ve never actually opened up their “open relationship”, they decide to each go out and get laid, with hilarious and erotic results.
Content Advisory: Nudity, Strong Language, Homosexuality, Simulated Sex
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
0 Females, 15 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 5/27/2012

The Three Graces

Author: Robert Thomas Noll, Zane Coleman & Pamela Noll
An African-American adaptation of Chekhov’s “The Three Sisters,” set in a segregated army base in the South during the Second World War that celebrates the three graces of every woman of color: Brilliance, Joy and Flowering.
Content Advisory: NA
2 Acts, 110 Minutes
5 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 3/12/2013

The Thyme of the Season

Author: Duncan Pflaster
An irreverent sequel to Shakespeare’s Midsummer Night’s Dream, set on Hallowe’en.
Content Advisory: Nudity, Strong Language, Sexual Situations, Homosexuality
5 Acts, 120 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 11/4/2011

The Tower

Author: Adam Scott Mazer
The Tower presents the psychedelic tragedy of The Donner Party, that notoriously ill-fated group of westward pioneers that became snowbound in the winter of 1846-47 and was forced to resort to cannibalism to survive.
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, sexual situations
1 Act, 120 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 4/17/2014

The Troubadour Struck By Lightning

Author: Ed Malin
This play is a racy look at the music, poetry, heretics and sexual deviance of the South of France circa 1235.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 70 Minutes
15 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/4/2016

The Truing

Author: Joe Norton
Drama with comedy about six displaced AIDS Riders who face challenges to get back on the route.
Content Advisory: Strong language, frank talk of sex, drug use
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/3/2014

The Ultimate Stimulus

Author: Felipe Ossa
Amanda McCloud is a renegade economist who has a solution to rising income inequality: master-concubine relationships.
Content Advisory: This outrageous proposal is performed as a TED-style talk that imagines what might happen to our society if the rich were forced to take on concubines whom they mentor, sponsor, and sleep with. So, yes, sex is very much involved, but it’s described in a mostly playful, often bizarre and cartoonish, manner.
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 12/9/2014

The Unchained Collection

Author: Variations Theatre Group
Plays from the finals of the 2013 Unchained Festival, presented by Variations Theatre Group.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 120 Minutes
10 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/23/2013

The Vampyres

Author: David Hansen
Witness as a young doctor enters a mysterious coffee house, encountering an old flame, two musicians with a taste for blood, and the seeds of his own destruction. Sex, blood and rock n' roll.
Content Advisory: strong language, violence, drug use, sexual acts, cutting, vampirism, Goth music, teenage poetry
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1997
Date Added: 6/14/2014

The Velvet Oratorio

Author: Edward Einhorn
A retelling of the Velvet Revolution through found text, choral music, and scenes inspired by Václav Havel's Vanêk plays.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 70 Minutes
3 Females, 10 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 1/31/2014

The Vengeance Room

Author: Michael Hagins
5 people are trapped in a room with 4 weapons and only one way out.
Content Advisory: Strong language, Violence, Adult themes
1 Act, 40 Minutes
3 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 8/29/2014

The Whore of Sheridan Square

Author: Michael Baron
A new comedy inspired by the life and works of legendary Ridiculous Theatrical Company artist Charles Ludlam and told in the spirit of the film, SUNSET BOULEVARD.
Content Advisory: Strong language, adult situations, and drag humor
1 Act, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 10/18/2011

The Workshop

Author: Templeton Moss
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, the elves who work at the North Pole deal with personal problems, staffing issues, and other hazards of the business world as they prepare Santa Claus for his yearly ride.
Content Advisory: NA
3 Acts, 80 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males, 4 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 3/27/2013

theMUMBLINGS

Author: Dan Kitrosser
Allen, a gay children’s performer and Jodie, anthropologist of sex and gender, tell the story of their marriage while playing the myriad of people in their lives, hoping the sum of their relationship is greater than all these parts put together.
Content Advisory: Frank discussions of sex and sexuality; drug use on stage; strong language
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/18/2013

There Is No Good News

Author: David Mogolov
Tying together stories of fryolators, fake lawyers, junk science, tweakers, financial schemers and bomb threats, David Mogolov frisks his life experience for a single bit of wisdom he can share with his baby daughter.
Content Advisory: Strong language, drug references
1 Act, 50 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2010
Date Added: 2/15/2013

Third Finger, Left Hand

Author: Randall David Cook
A wickedly funny and outrageous Southern Gothic murder mystery satire about a wedding gone badly awry.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 7/23/2014

This is a Play About Artists

Author: Ginger Kearns
Two ex-lovers, a performance artist and a poet, use art to relive and explore their tragic love affair.
Content Advisory: Partial Nudity and Strong Language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/27/2013

This is a Play About Being Gay

Author: Teddy Nicholas
An experimental gay-identity politics play.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual situations
3 Acts, 60 Minutes
1 Female, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/13/2014

Thoroughly Stupid Things

Author: Montserrat Mendez
Sequel to Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest".
Content Advisory: does not contain nudity or course language, it does discuss sexual roles and identities in a honest yet funny manner; It is not recommended for children
3 Acts, 105 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2008
Date Added: 6/30/2011

Three Pigs

Author: Michele Miller
An interactive retelling of The Three Pigs who forget to follow the ‘cardinal rules’ of the forest.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 40 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 5/26/2014

Three P's (3 Short Plays)

Author: Mike Gorman
Three short absurd plays featuring a poet and a lumberjack in jail, an over-the-top collection of "professionals", and a litigious married couple.
Content Advisory: Partial nudity, a few profane words (usually used for absurd/comic effect).
1 Act, 60 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males, 8 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 9/10/2015

Three Ring

Author: Peter S. Petralia
A theatrical event that merges circus, theater, dance, and performance art, which is constructed from fragments of sanity, obsession, and love as told by five inmates in an insane asylum for circus performers.
Content Advisory: This play includes some strong language, adult themes and disturbing psychological content which may make it inappropriate for younger audiences
1 Act, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 9/9/2012

Ticket to Eternity

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
An abstract comedy about an actor on the precipice of stardom, when all he really wants to be is a waiter, and how he projects his family onto everyone around him.
Content Advisory: Sexual language and situations
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/19/2012

Toby

Author: Anthony P. Pennino
Two actors – Toby and Toby – are trapped in a production of WAITING FOR GODOT in Vermont.
Content Advisory: Strong language. Adult themes. 1 man-on-man kiss.
2 Acts, 130 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 6/15/2011

TOOTH & Other Short Plays

Author: Crystal Skillman
Five ten minute plays about romance, family, friendship, new loves lost and found.
Content Advisory: Some adult language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 6 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/4/2013

Trailer Trash

Author: Clint Jefferies
Andrew, a self-absorbed, mildly suicidal, pushing-40 'Chelsea-boy,' escapes to the Oklahoma trailer park home of his childhood best friend and her ex-con son - with consequences none of them could have imagined.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Violence, Drug use
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 7/8/2013

Transylvania Beach, Kentucky

Author: Tyler Grimes
Six short horror plays that take place in the same town on the same night; follow your guide M.C. as you travel to Transylvania Beach, Kentucky.
Content Advisory: Language, violence, partial nudity
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
6 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 6/18/2012

Trevor's Fire

Author: Ann Morrison
Trevor, a magnificent seven year old labeled with ADHD streaks through a world that asks him to be “normal” until a stranger sees his fire as an extraordinary gift.
Content Advisory: NA
0 Acts, 70 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 2/26/2013

Tropical Heat

Author: Rich Orloff
An outrageously campy comedy set on a 1920’s tropical island hotel: When a masterful missionary meets a tantalizing temptress, he doesn’t have a prayer!
Content Advisory: Numerous sexual wisecracks and repartee
2 Acts, 75 Minutes
0 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/2/2015

True Believers

Author: Thom Dunn
A tale of star-crossed lovers, aspiring comic book creators, psychotic fanboys, cybernetically enhanced humans, and girls who dress like Princess Leia as their lives intertwine over a whirlwind weekend at a comic book convention.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual topics addressed
1 Act, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 5 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 11/24/2014

Turn 22

Author: Nicholas Priore
Bruno turns 22 today, and his only wish is that he doesn’t turn into his mentally ill mother, a once bright and promising young woman who lost her mind at his very age.
Content Advisory: Strong language, some obscenities, and blood.
2 Acts, 129 Minutes
3 Females, 3 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/6/2016

Turning Atomic Tricks

Author: David Lawson
A woman begins working as a prostitute after an accident in a small town built around a nuclear power plant.
Content Advisory: Strong language, lots of onstage sex
1 Act, 80 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 3/27/2013

Unauthorized Magic in Oz

Author: Edward Einhorn
A modern Oz story about a witch who is breaking the law with her magic, based on Edward Einhorn's modern Oz novels.
Content Advisory:
1 Act, 25 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males, 2 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2005
Date Added: 2/1/2014

Universal Rundle

Author: Trav S.D.
Pits two unsuspecting city slickers against the King of the Blues in a Delta bayou…with a resulting revolution.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 45 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1988
Date Added: 1/5/2013

Unravellings and Catastrophes

Author: Jeffrey Stingerstein
Unravellings and Catastrophes consists of four short plays, each with a plot and characters unrelated to the next, and with very different styles, but linked by the thematic exploration of agendas that come undone.
Content Advisory: Strong sexual language
1 Act, 85 Minutes
6 Females, 6 Males, 6 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 1/1/2014

Unsex'd

Author: Jay Whitehead
Two Elizabethan boy players battle it out to win the role of the leading lady in Shakespeare's newly penned 'Scottish play' in this cheeky dramedy with lot's of humor and a wicked dark side.
Content Advisory: Potential nudity, strong language, suggestive language, sexual situations
1 Act, 75 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/28/2016

Up to the Sky

Author: Antonio Sacre
The play humorously tackles the mother/son relationship from birth through a collection of stories of a son and his chain-smoking mom, a nurse who raised her boys alone and cursed like the working-class Irish girl from south Boston she was.
Content Advisory: strong language and adult situations and was intended for adult audiences
1 Act, 60 Minutes
0 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2002
Date Added: 1/26/2013

Velvet Ropes

Author: Joshua Scher
A tale of two innocents trapped in an art museum. They contemplate the nature of humor, performance and art in this hilarious one-act play.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act
3 Gender Neutral Characters
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1999
Date Added: 9/25/2013

Veronica's Position

Author: Rich Orloff
A famous actress teams with her ex-husband actor to do a Broadway-bound revival of "Hedda Gabler," but an out-of-town tryout in Washington, D.C. leads to complications with her fiancé (a U.S. Senator), her male assistant, the play’s young and sexy female director, and a controversial photographic artist.
Content Advisory: None (Well, a few risqué remarks, but nothing graphic.)
2 Acts, 120 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1994
Date Added: 7/31/2014

Vice Girl Confidential

Author: Todd Michael
An expose not for the faint of heart, Vice Girl Confidential uncovers the grime and grit plaguing the streets of late 1940's New York City.
Content Advisory: No strong language, however there is suggestive sexual references and double entendres.
1 Act, 60 Minutes
4 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2006
Date Added: 6/15/2011

Walker

Author: Matthew Ethan Davis
An absurd comedy about four people trying to make meaning out of life, when none of the meanings other people have created make any sense.
Content Advisory: Sexual language and situations.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 9/30/2014

Warm Enough for Swimming

Author: Maggie Cino
Estranged siblings clean the living room after the death of the grandmother who raised them.
Content Advisory: Language, sexual situations, death
1 Act, 100 Minutes
2 Females, 2 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 12/1/2014

We Haven't Told Anyone About This

Author: Chris Harcum
Nothing is as it seems in Lana and Eric's living room. When Paige arrives early for her catering job, she uncovers a Pandora's Box of deception, redemption and sexual deviance, with echoes of the Bernie Madoff scandal.
Content Advisory: strong language and adult situations
1 Act, 60 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 2/16/2012

Whales & Souls

Author: Andrew Kramer
A small conservative village is visited by a strange creature, causing everything to change.
Content Advisory: Strong Language. Sexual content.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
1 Gender Neutral Character
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 10/7/2016

what do you mean

Author: Bruce A! Kraemer
Chris Oakmont gets a script accepted to a play festival, except he hasn’t written one yet.
Content Advisory: Strong Language, Nudity, depending on the direction
1 Act, 75 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 8/28/2013

What the Texas Board of Education Did On My Summer Vacation

Author: Jonas Oppenheim
Carly Paige is a poor white girl with undiagnosed ADHD who goes to war against her family, her school, her community, and her behavioral problems in order to bring the truth about her ancestor to light.
Content Advisory: Strong language.
2 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 7 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/12/2014

When Half the Sphere is Visible

Author: The Drafts
Can there be a perfect kiss? Will a wall of water burst a burden of guilt? Can a belt buckle baffle the TSA? An escapade forking in unexpected places, this genre-bending blend of storytelling explores the dichotomies we live with (and often choose to ignore).
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexually suggestive language
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2012
Date Added: 1/16/2014

When it Rains

Author: Rahti Gorfien
An exploration of one woman's erotic nature and her struggle to unite love, passion, and conception in her life by any means necessary.
Content Advisory: Explicit language & sexual behavior of a non-vanilla nature.
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
1 Female, 2 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2004
Date Added: 6/9/2014

When the Walls Have Ears

Author: David Hauptschein
A multi-layered drama in which a woman possessed by fears that she has been abducted and implanted insinuates herself into the Kratzki household, with devastating results.
Content Advisory: strong language
2 Acts, 105 Minutes
3 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 5/14/2014

When Thoughts Attack

Author: Kelly Kinsella
Clinging to her sense of humor and an emergency Xanax, a woman walks into a restaurant to order lunch and is sucked into a whirlpool of anxiety as she teeters between the salmon or a complete nervous breakdown.
Content Advisory: some strong language
1 Act, 75 Minutes
1 Female, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 9/21/2016

When Words Fail…

Author: David Dannenfelser
A tender, innovative comedy about the survival of the human spirit in the information age.
Content Advisory: Some strong language
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 1998
Date Added: 6/15/2011

When You Go

Author: Alex Riad
On an abandoned dock in a rural upstate NY town, a local musician's going away party thrown by a group of his friends turns into a hotbed for expressing what’s really happening below the surface.
Content Advisory: Strong language, alcohol, and some drug use
1 Act, 38 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 6/16/2014

Where's Julie?

Author: Daniel Guyton
15-year old Julie runs away from home to escape her abusive father, her delusional mother, and her autistic younger brother, only to find herself "knocked up" by her pothead boyfriend, harassed by her selfish older sister, and shunned by her Born-Again Christian friend - but, when she contemplates abortion, that's when the play gets really funny.
Content Advisory: Strong language, sexual innuendo, implied drug use, depiction of child abuse
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
4 Females, 4 Males, 1 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2001
Date Added: 3/11/2015

While Chasing the Fantastic

Author: Derek Ahonen
A story of terrorism and the conclusions we jump to based upon fear.
Content Advisory: There is adult content in this play. Strong language.
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
3 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 12/15/2014

White Baby, Entree & Chocolate Chip Fridays

Author: David Lee White
Three, three-character comedies about having babies, hiring crazy people and have allergic reactions to shellfish.
Content Advisory: Strong language
1 Act, 45 Minutes
2 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 5/9/2013

White House Wives: Operation Lysistrata!

Author: Yvette Heyliger
First Lady Laura Bush proposes a preemptive sex strike to the wives of the architects of the impending war in Iraq, but will they enlist?
Content Advisory: Sexual innuendo and humor
2 Acts, 150 Minutes
6 Females, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2011
Date Added: 5/26/2012

Why We Left Brooklyn

Author: Matthew Freeman
A darkly comic snapshot of an ambitious, aging, evangelically ethical, and heartbroken group who are navigating their own marriages, livelihoods, and sputtering dreams.
Content Advisory: Strong language
3 Acts, 120 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 10/27/2014

Wild Dogs

Author: Carol Carpenter
Small-town locals sabotage a visiting Disney movie production.
Content Advisory: Strong language and sexuality
1 Act, 100 Minutes
3 Females, 8 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2007
Date Added: 3/20/2013

With a Shrug

Author: Nicholas Priore
Shelley is cleaning out her old childhood home after the death of her estranged and reclusive father, when Chris, a boy from up the street, comes by to retrieve something he had let her father borrow.
Content Advisory: Strong Language and adult themes
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
1 Female, 3 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 8/12/2015

Women’s Work Short Play Festival: Group A

Author: New Perspectives Theatre Company
Selected plays from the annual festival of new plays by women.
Content Advisory: Strong language; sexual situations.
1 Act, 90 Minutes
10 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 4/14/2016

Women’s Work Short Play Festival: Group C

Author: New Perspectives Theatre Company
Three short plays from this annual festival of new plays by women playwrights.
Content Advisory: Sexuality is discussed in one of the plays.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
5 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2016
Date Added: 4/15/2016

Woody's Order!

Author: Ann Talman
How do you live your own life and destiny as a Broadway actress when you are Woody's Order, "conjured" by your beloved nonverbal, cerebral palsied brother Woody and told often by your parents that: "You have a destiny, Miss Ann, to be thy brother's keeper in case anything ever happens to mommy or daddy..."
Content Advisory: Strong language in a few places.
1 Act, 80 Minutes
12 Females, 14 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 8/18/2015

Word Painting: Soliloquies Around An Easel

Author: Ann Morrison
A woman inspired by her own experience of life modeling, takes a profound look at her late mother, an artist and true "Renaissance Woman," through the personalities around an art easel: the Model, the Student-Artist, the Critic and the Art itself, leading her audience through a deeply poetic, lyrical dance.
Content Advisory: Mature subject matter
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 3/3/2014

Words, Razors, and the Wounded Heart

Author: James Presson
A Jacobean Revenge Comedy set in suburban Connecticut. Sacrifice! Betrayal! Prom!
Content Advisory: Sex, drugs, violence; plenty of bad language and bad behavior
5 Acts, 140 Minutes
4 Females, 9 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2013
Date Added: 9/1/2014

Writopia Lab Play Collection

Author: Writopia Play Lab NYC
Five short plays and one short musical by NYC’s teenage, up and coming playwrights.
Content Advisory: death, strong language
1 Act, 120 Minutes
13 Females, 14 Males, 3 Gender Neutral
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2015
Date Added: 4/14/2016

Xingu

Author: Kimberly Wadsworth
The black sheep of a suburban ladies’ book club finds a clever way to win her comeuppance against the other members.
Content Advisory: NA
1 Act, 30 Minutes
8 Females, 0 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2003
Date Added: 8/30/2012

Yeah, That Happened

Author: Nick Rafello
Once there was a little boy that believed he could fly and in the end, he does.
Content Advisory: Adult Language, Adult Situations
1 Act, 60 Minutes
5 Females, 5 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 5/6/2016

Your Lithopedion

Author: Justin Maxwell
In YOUR LITHOPEDION a serial killer attempts to reform and becomes the founder of Serial Killers Anonymous, which totally wrecks his marriage. It's a dark, don't-bring-your-kids comedy about boredom, dysfunction, murder, and gazebos. You’ll never think of 80’s music in the same way again.
Content Advisory: Strong language, violence, sex
1 Act, 65 Minutes
1 Female, 1 Male
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2009
Date Added: 3/11/2013

Zen A.M.

Author: Natalie Menna
In the wake of 9/11, Bruno abandons his lucrative Wall Street career to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a painter. After years of struggling, he finally books a once in a lifetime project, only to develop major misgivings about completing his painting. Can a marriage-minded girlfriend, greedy guru, financial folly, and one bitchy boss change Bruno's mind?
Content Advisory: N/A
2 Acts, 90 Minutes
2 Females, 4 Males
Year Written/Copyrighted: 2014
Date Added: 2/14/2016