Motel California
by
Richard Harrington and Chris Kauffman
Description: The heartwarming tale of a ruthless Belgian mercenary who gives up his life of killing for the cabaret.
First Produced: 1999
Date Added: 6/15/2011
Content Advisory: Adult situations spoken of in the dialogue (not depicted)
Keywords:
Comedy
Coming of age
Musical
Satire/Parody
Show biz
Brechtian
Surrealism/Absurdism
Mostly Male Characters
Small Cast Size
1 Act, 55 Minutes
0 Females, 2 Males
NOTE: Motel California is fully protected by copyright law and is subject to royalty. All inquiries concerning production, publication, reprinting or use of this play in any form should be addressed to info@harringtonkauffman.com.
Original Production Information
Motel California was first presented by Harrington amp; Kauffman, as part of the New York International Fringe Festival in 1999 at The Red Room, with the following cast and credits:
Gustave: Richard Harrington
Nhar: Chris Kauffman
Director: Patricia Buckley
Lighting Designer: Elizabeth Greenman
Sound Engineer: Ian P. Murphy
Excerpt from Motel California
GUSTAVE
I am in Nepal three months. One day, I am in the capital city of Nepal, Kathmandu, in the Tibetan section of town. I am in a restaurant. I have sit down to my breakfast of fried dough and oil, normal Tibetan breakfast. Next to me a bowl of chili in water, floating. In the corner, a créature he scurry and crawl. Quite close to my head, there is a speaker. The tweeter, it’s not so good. It play Tibetan folk music, copied four times over a bad casette player. It is quite loud. I am quite sad. I think perhaps I am going to have a bad day. But then, oh!
The opening bars of Hotel California are heard from behind the curtain. Nhar enters with a small white stereo on his shoulder and crosses behind Gustave, turning off Carmina Burana on the main stereo as he goes.
GUSTAVE
A song it come onto the radio. It’s so beautiful song. Music like this I never hear before in my life. I listen, and I weep. And when the song fade away,
Nhar exits and fades the music.
GUSTAVE
I feel a pain in my heart. But out of the silence, I hear a voice it is calling me. It is the voice of Don Henley.


