Last Call
by
Kelly McAllister
Description: A wise and moving comic drama about the ways some of us heed life’s wake-up calls—and the ways the rest of us ignore them.
First Produced: 2002
Date Added: 6/15/2011
Content Advisory: Strong language, nudity
Keywords:
Death and the afterlife
Drama
Fantasy
Pop culture
Single Set
Mostly Male Characters
Large Cast Size
2 Acts, 95 Minutes
3 Females, 6 Males
NOTE: Last Call is fully protected by copyright law and is subject to royalty. All inquiries concerning production, publication, reprinting or use of this play in any form should be addressed to Scott D. Edwards of Harden Curtis Associates; email: scottedwards@hardencurtis.com; phone: 212-977-8429; mail: Scott D. Edwards, c/o Harden Curtis Associates, 850 Seventh Avenue, Suite 903, New York, NY 10019..
Original Production Information
Last Call was first presented by hope theatre, inc., as part of the New York International Fringe Festival in 2002 at Theater for the New City, with the following cast and credits:
David: Brett Christensen
Sheila: Christine Goodman
Jack: Jack Halpin
Carlos: R. Paul Hamilton
Karl: John Patrick Nord
Vince: Vinnie Penna
Jerry: Matthew Rankin
Kristen: Masha Sapron
Molly: Sara Thigpen
Director: Jerry McAllister
Stage Manager: Michael Minn
Choreographer: Jessica Wallenfels
Assistant Director: Stacey Plaskett
Fight Director: Vinnie Penna
Assistant Stage Manager: Melissa Welburn
Lighting Design: Jerry McAllister
Sound Design: Kelly McAllister
Set Design: Heather McAllister
Costume Design: David Jordan
Production Photographer: Laurent Girard
Production Assistant: Eric “Speed” Smith
Technical Directors for the Fringe Festival: Peter Kyte and Julia Cole
Thanks to Nicole Bradin, Leona Pickering, Clayton Pax, Jay McAllister, Alison Norris, The Present Company, Turnip Theatre Co., Elizabeth Zambetti, Theatreworks-USA, Lexington Photo Labs, (t)here magazine, Marion Fuller, Mark Mendes, Friends of Lee Winston, Kim Brown, Anthony Di Maggio, Myles Reed, Willy Elder, Kisoo Kim, Mr. and Mrs. Kokkoris, Elizabeth Reynolds, Bart Lovins, and Jack Halpin.
Review by Martin Denton
I hope it doesn’t trivialize the events of 9/11 to say that they were a wake-up call for a lot of people, but I think that’s true. It’s certainly one of the themes of Kelly McAllister’s stunning new play Last Call. Set in a bar in a suburban California town, Last Call tells the story of a group of friends who have known each other all their lives. Now in their mid-thirties, they seem to be stuck in ruts, professionally, personally, and emotionally; the dreams and ideals of their youth seem far away, if not entirely lost. Suddenly, David, the friend who "made good"—got a high-powered job and moved to New York City—returns, and like a modern-day Hickey (from O’Neill’s Iceman Cometh) he sets out to free his barfly friends from the illusions that have them trapped.
Trouble is, David’s pals’ illusions are achingly, bitterly real: they’re the soiled fabric of real life—unrequited love affairs, unsatisfying jobs, unhappy marriages. David works hard to shock these people out of their inertia (one of the things he does is take off all his clothes; there is a bit of frontal nudity in this play). His own catharsis came three months after the World Trade Center attacks, when he contemplated suicide on a subway platform; after all the carnage and loss, he thought, how could buying and selling and talking and trading matter?
David’s reappearance in town catalyzes everybody into violent reaction, though how much finally changes among them is uncertain. McAllister shrewdly keeps David somewhat shadowy; the protagonist of the play is probably Jerry, the friend whose life seems to be most stunted (his big news during the past ten years was that he moved out of his parents’ house into their garage). And the leading character of Last Call is neither of the above: he’s a sad, damaged fellow named Jack, another friend, who lost the love of his life in a car crash fifteen years before and has never quite recovered. Space doesn’t permit me to introduce the rest of the circle to you here; suffice to say that McAllister has created people we understand and care about.
Last Call is beautifully written: it’s messy and poetic, like life. This production, directed by Jerry McAllister and produced by Hope Theatre, is spectacularly good. The cast is excellent: Jack Halpin (Jack), Matthew Rankin (Jerry), Brett Christensen (David), and Christine Goodman, R. Paul Hamilton, John Patrick Nord, Vinnie Penna, Masha Sapron, and Sara Thigpen. This one deserves a life after FringeNYC (but go ahead and see it now, just in case.)
reviewed at the 2002 New York International Fringe Festival
Excerpt from Last Call
JERRY
I had a really weird dream last night.
VINCE
(Searches his pockets for a pack of cigarettes.) “Say bud, can you help a fellow American who’s down on his luck?”
JERRY
I was getting married.
JACK
You’re getting married?
VINCE
Anybody got a cigarette?
JERRY
I’m not getting married.
VINCE
Who said you were?
JERRY
Jack.
VINCE
Jerry’s getting married?
JACK
That’s what he says.
JERRY
I said I dreamed last night I was getting married.
VINCE
“I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven.”
JACK
I dreamed about Sheila last night. The first night she came back.
VINCE
Shut the fuck up.
JACK
She said I had a nice butt. Then she went elsewhere. When is it?
JERRY
What?
JACK
The wedding!
CARLOS
What wedding?
JACK
Jerry’s getting married.
CARLOS
To who, Kristen?
JERRY
No.
VINCE
“It’s a nice day for a white wedding.”
JACK
You should tell Karl before the wedding.
JERRY
Jack, there is no wedding.
VINCE
Who’s got some ones for the jukebox?
JACK
I paid for the last set.
JERRY
Jack, I paid for the last set.
VINCE
I paid for the last set, moron. I pay for every set. Carlos, some change please?
JERRY
Let me tell you about my dream.
VINCE
Let me tell you about my dream. It’s all about a wonderful world where I don’t have to hear about your dreams.

Kelly McAllister is a playwright/actor/director originally from San Jose, California. His first play, Last Call, won the Excellence in Playwriting award at the 2002 New York International Fringe Festival. In 2005, his play Burning the Old Man won the New York Innovative Theatre (NYIT) award for outstanding full length script. He was a finalist for the 2011 Heideman Award, part of the Humana Festival at Actor’s Theatre of Louisville, for Hela and Troy. Other plays include Some Unfortunate Hour; Fenway: Last of the Bohemians; Muse of Fire; Strong Tea; and The Morons. As a playwright, he has worked with Divadlo na Zabradli of Prague, Oregon Shakespeare Festifval, hope theatre, inc., Boomerang Theatre Company, the Triangle Theatre of North Carolina, Impetuous Theatre Company, The Other Theatre Company of Denver, Art House Productions, and many more. In 2003, he was named Graduate of the Last Decade by San Jose State University. He was also a senior reviewer for nytheatre.com from 2003-2005. His work has been published by The New York Theatre Experience, Inc.; Applause Books; Playscripts, inc.; and Smith and Kraus. 
